Archive for March, 2006

Then There Were Two

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Today’s Cards at Mets game is on ESPN, and on Gameday here. I would have liked to have blown off work to go watch this game today, but it’s going to be a busy afternoon for me. The weather here suddenly became beautiful yesterday, so it would be a great day to listen to the game on the radio out on the quad or in a park somewhere. Alas, I’ll be stuck in a basement.

Postgame: The great Pujols smashed 3 dingers on a three-for-three day (one to each field, I think). Aaron Miles went 2-4, starting the game against a right-handed pitcher. Jon Lieber, who we’ll be facing on Monday, is a righty as well so there’s a chance Aaron Miles is our opening day two-sacker. John Rodriguez sprained his left shoulder smashing into the wall and was replaced by Skip Schumaker. Assuming Luna is sent down to play short for Memphis, that opens up a roster spot for an outfielder with some pop off the bench. John Gall shouldn’t stray too far away from the telephone, in other words. He hit .357 with a homer last season as a pinch-hitter, and performed well off the bench this Spring, although I don’t have the splits in front of me. Gametime is at 2 on Monday. I’ve got a class getting out at 2:20, and will most likely be found at a pub watching opening day after that.

Down to Three

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Today’s third to last Spring game is against my dad’s favorite team, the Flushing Pond Scum (a.k.a. New York Mets).

Gameday link here. From here on out, all the games will be on KTRS with Mike Shannon and John Rooney, and world-wide on MLB gameday audio.

Encarnacion’s batting second, Molina’s fifth behind Rolen, Johnny Rocket’s playing left, and Jimmy Woo-Woo is still out with the Gooch playing in center. Spivey’s playing second, as the Mets come with left-hander (and former bad-ol-days Cardinal) Darren Oliver. Darren appears to have sold his soul to the devil, much like Mark Buerhle (please hit that link–it’s priceless, and I’m stealing Batgirl’s bit).
The evidence:



Darren Oliver Before

Darren Oliver Now

What’s the deal with left-handed pitchers turning to the Dark Lord?

Roster Moves

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

In Matthew Leach’s blog, he posts a quick note that Deivi Cruz was released today, and Gall and Duncan are being assigned to AAA. It also looks like Schumaker and Wainwright are both in, too. After Spivey’s gone 0-8 with a strikeout and three errors the last two game, I think it’s clear that he’s pushing way, way too hard coming back from his injuries and needs some time in extended spring training for a while before replacing Aaron Miles in the starting lineup. Leach notes that there are 5 players left (Skip Schumaker, John Rodriguez, Scott Spiezio, Hector Luna, and Aaron Miles) competing for four roster spots. I think all five of them will be on the twenty-five man roster to start the season (the fifth roster spot being Spivey’s who’ll be told gently and in an encouraging way that he’ll start the season on the DL–rehabbing in Jupiter with Rick Ankiel and Larry Bigbie). One will be demoted to Memphis once Spivey returns to form. I’m guessing that’ll be Luna.

So aside from Cruz and Nelson, I pretty much nailed it on the last round of roster predictions. The seventh reliever, Leach agrees, will be Jeff Hancock (even though he got roughed around a bit today for the first time this spring.)

Also of some interest, Champaign native Matt Herges was credited with both the win in relief of Dontrelle Willis and a blown save today.

Freaking Amazing

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Amazon’s testing out a beta product, A9 maps, that is just about the coolest thing I’ve seen since google earth went public. Whereas google earth matches street maps with satellite images (in three dimensions for some areas), A9 matches street maps with street-level photographs. Here’s the area just south of Wrigley field in Chicago, with a picture of the Goose Island Brew Pub. You can walk up and down the block using their interface if you want.

Pretty slick! And that wouldn’t be a bad internship for a boatload of college kids this summer, to go around major cities taking pictures of every block. Get some exercise and a good tan.

Here’s the page with the list of cities that are already partially photographed.

Four Games to Go: Marlins at Cardinals

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

The Cardinals and the Marlins both share Roger Dean Stadium in the Spring, and the unfortunate fish will be the visitors for today’s game. The Cardinals are 1-3-1 against Joe Girardi’s young team so far this spring.

Here’s today’s gameday link, which should become available at around 11:35 or so.

Update: Derrick Goold’s posted today’s lineups, including a note that the Marlins have released LF/3B/greatest-all-time-pinch-hitter Lenny Harris this morning. He’s had a poor spring, hitting .200/.226/.267 and he’s 41 years old.

And over in the comments at VeB, Jroman posts a link to a piece by Brian Walton about the Cardinals farm system: Malcontents or Mismanagement? I’m guessing player number 2 is Reyes, but can’t figure out who the other two are. Player 1 is probably in AA, Travis Hanson maybe? Player three is no doubt Chris Duncan, and the closely related family member is Dave Duncan.

Nü Pïcs

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Pretty overpowering AL-style lineup today:

Spivey-Cruz-Taguchi-Encarnacion-Gall-Spiezio-Luna-Bennett-Schumaker

Röck Ön, düdë! (Put a fork in it!)

Add John Rooney’s name to the club of those pulling for Schumaker to make the team. He just compared his defense favorably to Edmonds. My brother sent me some slick pics of Busch Stadium that a friend had sent him. Judging from the angle, I’m guessing they were taken from the courts building. I shoulda gone to law school… Here they are:

Wow! Juan Encarnacion just jacked his first home run in a Cardinals uniform, a two run shot off Bruce Chen. Taguchi had just stolen second. Schu’s 1-1 at this point. Cards up 2-0 in the top of the fourth. Soup’s given up two hits and struck out two men in his three scoreless innings thus far.

Five Games to Go: STL Cards v. Browns

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Today’s 12:05 matchup pits the Cardinals against the American League team formerly known as the St. Louis Browns, and before that the Milwaukee Brewers.

Here’s the gameday link, which should start working around 11:35 or so.

Commies, Commies, Everywhere!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Via Fro:Boy, we have evidence that our beloved Super Mario Brothers game, recently voted the Greatest Video Game of Its Time (for all time?), is in fact communist propoganda.

First Venona, then the discovery of the Smurf Infiltration, and now this. How deeply have these Red tendrils burrowed into the core of our society?

(Stick with the Mario link, it gets pretty funny…)

My Content! Mine!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

I left a comment over at fellow Central Illinois Cardinal Fan and Blogger 26th Man tonight in a post observing that Juan Encarnacion looks like the default second batter and stating that he would prefer a Good Situational Hitter (GSH) over Instant Breakfast. The comment is copy/pasted below. Talk of who to bat second is all over the place. Hit any of the Cards/Baseball blogs in the sidebar and you’ll find intelligent discussion of it.

A brief introduction to top-of-the-lineup construction… (Skip this paragraph if you aren’t interested) You want to load your best hitters up front in top of the order, since they’ll get the most plate appearances in a game. Let’s say the average game has 12 baserunners per team. (You might reasonably ask why we should say that, and I’ll answer that I googled “League average whip” and hit this page that says that the average WHIP (Walks + Hits per Inning Pitched) is 1.38, and I know that the source, Futility Infielder, knows his stuff. Multiplying by nine innings, that comes out to 12.42 walks and hits per game. Quick n’ dirty, that rounds down to 12 baserunners per team per game.) Add those 12 non-out plate appearances to the 27 plate appearances that result in an out, and an average game puts 39 men up to face the opposing pitching. If you never swap out your starters, then everybody gets four plate appearances and the top three guys get a fifth one, so you want to make sure that your top three are your best. Ideally you also want to take a lead in the first inning so your starter doesn’t have to pitch too conservatively and the opposing batters are pressured to score runs. Your lead-off man should be a scrappy bastard with a primary skill of getting on base and a secondary skill of seeing a lot of pitches to get there. (Just like David Eckstein 2005: on base 36.3% of the time, sees an average of 4 pitches per plate appearance) Your second batter should get on base well and avoid getting the leadoff man out ahead of him by grounding into force or double plays. The best way to avoid those is to jack the ball over the fences or walk, just like Larry Walker did in 2005. Ryan VB uses Encarnacion’s career high .349 OBP in 2005 and his 0.87 Groundout:Flyout ratio to make his case as the second batter. (He also cites an interesting article by Mark D. Pankin in Arlington that ranks which statistical categories a player should excel at to be placed in which lineup spot using Markov models and regression analysis.) Pankin’s study concludes that Slugging percentage (or total bases per at-bat) is the gold standard by which you measure second batters, which makes sense, as players that double, triple, or homer don’t get their leadoff hitter out and bring up the big slugger (Albert Pujols) with men on or runs scored.

So here’s the comment I left at 26th Man, which contains a statistic that surprised me:

So Taguchi led the team last year in batting average with runners in scoring position last season (sic).

Wanna see something nifty?

Check this out

That link goes to all NL players with 50 or more plate appearances with RISP, sorted by batting average.

Top three:

So Taguchi .407 in 91 at-bats (with RISP)
Aaron Miles .386 in 70 at-bats
David Eckstein .373 in .126 (sic) at-bats

Looking at that makes me steeple my fingertips together a la Mr. Burns and nod knowningly in the general direction of the Great Stonecutter, Walt Jocketty.

Spivey’ll start the season on the DL, Miles will bat 8th as the starting two-sacker, and a smart hitter (or a Damn GSH) and baserunner in So Taguchi is a nice man to have batting second ahead of Pujols.

Then again… Taguchi had 108 at-bats in the second spot last season with a .269/.289/.398 line. Over 396 at-bats last season, he grounded into 11 double plays, six of them while batting from the two-spot.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Lots of new experiments at The Box o’ Truth since the last time I posted a link.

I can’t get enough of that stuff. Can’t wait to retire.

gNats at Cards: Six Spring Games Left

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Derrick Goold has the lineup and some notes here.

I expect the live gameday to be here, although there’s no data with that GET query yet. That’s the correct link. Pregame’s up now.

Aaron Miles is starting at 2nd, batting in the eighth spot ahead of Marquis, so we can see how he’ll hit and run today. Something I should mention, seeing as there are a lot of Spivey haters out there, and I’ve been arguing that Miles should be the opening day 2nd baseman… I’m not anti-Spivey. In fact, I think he’ll end up having a great season for the Cards. He’s just not hitting or moving well right now, and my guess is it’s due to nagging injuries. He should be DL’ed and rehabbed in Memphis until he starts playing well instead of struggling and irritating the fans in the Lou.

It’ll be nice having a trickle of quality players come off the DL in April while we get to take a look at Schu and Miles.

Closing in on the Bullpen

Monday, March 27th, 2006

(New Busch III Pictures below)

It came as a surprise to me too when I got home tonight and read the headline: Nelson Surprised by Release. It shouldn’t have come as all that big of a surprise, though. In the last round of 25-man roster guesses, I’d picked Jeff Nelson to win the Al Reyes Middle Relief Strikeout Man spot on the reasoning that his 2005 MLB K/9 rate of 8.35 led the three contenders with Brian Falkenborg a close second, with an 8.18 K/9 rate to match his 8.18 ERA over eleven innings of relief for the Padres last season. Pip was generous enough to run some quick n’ dirty DIPS calculations on the three from 2005, and concluded that Josh Hancock had the best season as far as (a non-park adjusted version of) Vörös McCracken’s Defense Independent Pitching Statistic is concerned. (Or the least mediocre season of the three.) I didn’t expect Nelson would remain on the roster all season due to his age and presumably fading abilities, and foolishly assumed that the Cards would overlook that in order to have an established veteran in the bullpen. I forgot about the Kevin Jarvis experiment, not that I think Nelson is that bad… Just that the Cards won’t want to guarantee almost a million bucks to a guy that probably won’t last the season when they could have another guy who’s pitching just as well for a bit over the league minimum. I suppose it’s best that they cut him sooner rather than later, as his spring has been good enough that he should have no problem finding a home in another team’s bullpen before the season starts. Brian Daubach was cut today, too. I can think of two teams that could use a hard-hitting first baseman, and wouldn’t be surprised if he returned to the Red Sox, with whom he had his last good season in 2002.

I was in St. Louis this weekend to have a bit of fun before my Spring Break ends, and was even more surprised to hear how enthusiastic the KTRS postgame dude was on Skip Schumaker. There’s a mostly upbeat article about him on the official site, too. And here I thought my picking him over Rodriguez was just crazy talk. With Bigbie starting the season on the DL, it looks like they both might very well make the team though. Check out this snippet from the article:

“They helped me out a ton last year. Reggie [Sanders] and Larry [Walker] and Jimmy helped me a ton. I still come here with big ears and a small mouth, listen to what the veterans have to say and go from there.”

The veterans have been as impressed as the coaches. Edmonds takes note of the way Schumaker goes about his work on and off the field, and said he is pulling for the 26-year-old to succeed. La Russa likes what he’s seen too.

Dude’s the anti-Johnny-Rocket: humble, good base-runner, great fielder, not much with the stick. I’m pulling for him too.

With Bigbie’s injury, there’s even some talk of Chris Duncan making the team after all.

Enough of my meandering nonsense, here are some pictures I took of Busch Stadium today:


The Southwest corner that you’ll see coming eastbound on I-64/40.

The west side of the building.

Three pictures of the Northwest corner of the building.

The “Bridge to Nowhere” that I’ve crossed so many times with a big ol’ smile on my face.

The Ballpark Village (under construction).

The scoreboard in Left Field, as seen from in front of the bowling hall of fame outside the stadium.

The old scoreboard screen, now facing Broadway.

Bullet Dodged

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I was terrified that the Reds might pick up Hee Seop Choi to play second over Scott Hatteburg. Fortunately, Choi was snapped up by the Red Sox, and so Scott Rolen will be playing against the Reds this season.

John Sickels had a prospect retro on Hee Seop Choi a while back that should interest Red Sox fans. (Hi Chris!) He should replace JT Snow at first and free up the Greek Romanian God of Walks, Kevin Youkilis, to play third base this season.

Choi was 1-8 with an RBI for the Dodgers this Spring, most of which was spent with the Korean WBC team, where he went .182/.217/.364 over 22 AB with a dinger, four ribbies, and a 1:6 BB:K. He’s got huge potential, but I have my doubts that Boston fans will have the patience for him to achieve it there.

This Joke’s Not Funny

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Q: What do French politicians and teenage girls have in common?

A: Both go to the bathroom in groups.

Yeah, I know… I’m not funny and should stop trying.

Game On!

Friday, March 24th, 2006

For some reason, mlb.com isn’t offering up links to the gameday of the Spring training games, at least I haven’t found out where to find a link on their website. But it’s not too hard to figure out where they’re located. Today’s is here, and the Cards are down 7-2. I think I’ll go ahead and post the link to all the weekday games for those who may be interested.

Spivey’s gone 1-1 with a double and a walk today! Carp had something of a rough start, 4 2/3 IP with four walks, four hits, and five strikeouts to give up two runs. Glavine’s pitching in the sixth inning with a six run lead. Hector Luna botched a double-play in the sixth that would have prevented four runs from scoring.

A correction: Glavine was replaced by lefty Pedro Feliciano to pitch the sixth inning. He gave up a two out single to Yadier Molina after getting Gall and Spiezio to fly out. Then Spivey (hitting eighth!) grounded out to end the inning. Aaron Miles is in the game now to pinch run for Deivi Cruz, who was hit by a pitch in a pinch-hit AB for the pitcher, Randy Flores. Wonder if he’ll replace Luna at third or Spivey at 2B.

Also of note: Encarnacion went 0-3 with a strikeout before being replaced with Skip, who’ll have his first plate appearance this inning if the Gooch or Chris Duncan get aboard.

Bad news: Larry Bigbie out 2-3 weeks with broken heel. I guess J-Rod makes the roster after all. Miles was left in the game at short, with Luna scooting over to third.

Good news/bad news: Izzy had a nice ninth. Flyout, walk, strikeout, strikeout. Of course, we’re down 12-2 now after Thompson got tagged hard for four runs in the eighth. Aaron Miles had a two base error.

Ugly News: In the bottom of the ninth, down by ten with three of your candidates for second base coming to the plate. TLR might have thought to himself that this would be an excellent opportunity for one of them to step up with their backs to the wall. Alas…

Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:1
Junior Spivey flies out to center fielder Endy Chavez.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:2
Aaron Miles pops out to third baseman Chase Lambin in foul territory.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:3
Hector Luna grounds out, pitcher Duaner Sanchez to first baseman Todd Self.

At least they all approached their late-innings at-bats aggressively, right Tony?

Lenihan’s Speech Error

Friday, March 24th, 2006

If anyone sees a link to the audio clip that has Dave Lenihan’s notorious sentence that got him fired (on the air) yesterday morning, please leave it in the comments or shoot me an email. This is a transcript from that article:

She’s been chancellor of Stanford. She’s got the patent resume of somebody that has serious skill. She loves football. She’s African-American, which would kind of be a big coon. A big coon. Oh my God. I am totally, totally, totally, totally, totally sorry for that.

I didn’t mean that. It was just a slip of the tongue. She’s definitely got all the attributes to be commissioner. I’m really sorry about that.

Very ugly. uI’ve seen two theories of what he’d meant to say, one discussed in that article is Larry Elder‘s, that Lenihan disfluently blended the words coup and boon. A blend is a word formed by combining two separate words, like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez into Bennifer. Under this theory, Lenihan invented a blend word when confronted between a choice of two words that was unfortunately already an unpleasant word in the language. (This sort of disfluency is discussed a bit here.) The other theory is that he’d meant to say “… be a big coup for the NFL” and he anticipated the [n] in NFL two words away. The word [En Ef El] is an unlikely source for the errant nasal alveolar, but a more likely explanation is that he’d meant to say “… coup in the NFL.” The first theory makes it sound as though having an African-American commissioner would be desirous from the perspecitve of the NFL power players; mine offers an interpretation that Lenihan believes the NFL bigshots would be resistant to having an African-American commissioner, although Rice’s credentials are impressive enough that she’s got a good shot at overcoming their resistance and that would be a coup for other qualified African-American executives and coaches whose careers in the NFL are currently being held back by that very same resistance. I also tentatively disprefer Elder’s theory since Lenihan and his former boss Tim Dorsey unamibguously insist that he’d meant to say “coup” in all the articles I’ve read.

But I want to hear the audio for myself to test if the theory has any legs to stand on. I’d predict that the second formant (a harmonic frequency generally controlled by changing the shape of the lips and tongue) would increase as the vowel continued and that F1 would increaes too quickly in anticipation of the [n] closure, and that the second utterance would have longer vowel duration and more pronounced increase of F2. It’s not completely out of the realm of possibility for a relatively untrained public speaker like Lenihan (judging from his career path to talk radio as described by the article) to have trouble performing the necessary [cUIn] gesture fluently enough in rapid speech. Another interpretation would be that he’d reduced the vowel completely, as in if you quickly said “a dog ‘n heat” or “a pea ‘n my soup.” In that sense, I’m not certain that there’d be an acoustic difference between the fluent, coup in and coon. Some might predict that the reduced in would be a syllabic nasal and so should endure longer than you’d expect, but if any lenghtening on the nasal gesture is present, I’d just as likely attribute it to the realization of what he’d just said on the air.

What’s troubling is that he so immediately recognized the severity of an otherwise un-noteworthy speech error–and ironically, if he hadn’t noticed and just finished the sentence nobody else would have either. I don’t see that firing him on the spot was the appropriate course of action unless KTRS management was looking for an excuse to get rid of him. I’d have suspended him on the spot with a pending review as to when or if he’d be back on the air. (Given the substantial PR miscues already made by KTRS to get themselves any press at all, I’m a little bit cautious to mention this story for fear of Schupp-lackey spam.)

(Off topic, but Cardnilly’s back on the uninum posting kick!)

Update: The local talk radio station replays Sean Hannity at nighttime. Usually he irritates me quite a bit, but tonight he was interviewing Dave Lenihan, who confirmed the obvious, that he’d intended to say “… coup in the NFL…” but hypercorrected himself, setting into motion the change of events that twenty minutes later would cause him to be unemployed. I’d still like to get a link to the program’s audio. I hate to admit this, but I’m quite skilled at manipulating audio to make it sound like people said things they hadn’t said. (I’ve only used this skill for the good of making high-quality classroom materials, although I’ve taught it to others who have used it for questionable purposes, in my vain opinion.) I’m highly confident that I could, given the proper snippets of audio, construct an audio bite of him saying what he meant to say in a way that would draw no controversy.

As for popular talk radio hosts irritating me lately. I was driving around the other day and Rush was talking about his solution for the guerilla war in Iraq. It was to send 10,000 more peace activists over there to be taken hostage, which would shift guerilla personell from IED planting duty to guard duty. He meant it as a joke, sure, but it’s not funny. These people are kidnapped by low-life gangsters to be sold to sadistic terrorists, in whose captivity they endure horrors and mutilations that are no laughing matter. Limbaugh was a funny guy in peacetime, I’ll give him that, and hope to return to it after five or ten years of steady progress.

Update 2: I listened to the audio from the Post-Dispatch site and looked at spectrograms for the two instances of “coup in” and think I probably would have fired him, too. I’d assumed from the transcript that he’d repeated himself to try to correct himself, but he was just bringing to attention what it sounded like he’d said. I’d have fired him for the amateurism of it. For the record though, he never said “coon.” He twice says, “a big coup in.” I’d be willing to wager that a well-trained automatic speech recognizer might transcibe it that way, although I don’t have one handy to test that bet.

FINALLY!! Good News!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

It will be announced tomorrow that the Blues will be sold to Dave Checkett’s Sports Capital Partners.

That’s fantastic news… Bill Laurie can now take his ball (of money) and go home.

Thanks to Jeff for pointing out the news.

Miles to Go

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

According to Joel Goldberg of FSM, Juan Mateo is headed back to the Cubs along with the $25,000 fee per Rule 5.

Also of interest is Aaron Miles playing the whole game at second base against the Dodgers today. Note also that they started him in the 8th spot, hitting behind Molina. He went 1-4 with no Ks or BBs and a run scored. As I said in the lineup prognostication, I advocate batting Miles 8th because it puts a high average guy ahead of the pitcher as a sort of leadoff-leadoff man to be bunted to second by the pitcher, bringing up Eckstein with first base open and a man in scoring position. (Both Miles or Schumaker have played primarily in the leadoff role and would be good batting eighth behind Molina.) Eck can either bring a run home with a base hit or get an easy walk if he gets ahead of the count. And that’s exactly what happened today. (I just heard Shannon, in the archived game audio, describe Miles’ baserunning in the inning in glowing terms.) Here’s the play by play data for the top of the second inning:

————————— END 1ST
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:1
John Gall flies out to right fielder J.D. Drew.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:1
Yadier Molina singles on a line drive to right fielder J.D. Drew.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:1
Aaron Miles singles on a line drive to center fielder Jose Cruz Jr. Yadier Molina to 3rd.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:2
Jeff Suppan out on a sacrifice bunt, first baseman Hee-Seop Choi to pitcher Jae Seo. Yadier Molina scores. Aaron Miles to 2nd.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:2
David Eckstein singles on a line drive to center fielder Jose Cruz Jr. Aaron Miles scores.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:2
Chris Duncan singles on a ground ball to right fielder J.D. Drew. David Eckstein to 3rd.
Top 2ND B:0 S:0 O:3
Scott Rolen pops out to shortstop Rafael Furcal.

As Tony would say, “Son of a bitch. Just beautiful.” (I started reading Three Nights in August last night.) It should also be noted that all those singles were first pitch hits, so the Cards were going after Jae Seo with TLR favored aggression.

Update: Rooney was just including Schumaker in some praise for Taguchi, as both are defensively solid at all three outfield positions. I haven’t yet heard anything about Spivey’s sitting out this game being related to the should injury that he’s been struggling with.

Update 2: Here’s some cold water… “Scott Spiezio is 7-for-41 (.171) since a 5-for-8 start.” Also, tomorrow’s game has Chris Carpenter taking the mound against Tom Glavine, so Aaron Miles likely won’t get the start unless his wrist injury has healed enough to let him bat from the right side.

I Voted!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

The primary elections were on Tuesday, and I was one of the 78 registered voters in my precinct (of the 1239) to show up and cast a ballot. Champaign County installed new voting equipment to replace the punch cards that worked so reliably, and this was my first time trying it out. The polling place judges seemed pretty enthusiastic about the new vote counting machines. We used to use the butterfly-style ballots and now have moved to optical scan ballots. The new ones take a bit longer to fill out, as it’s much quicker to poke the stylus through a hole and wiggle it around than it is to stoop over and completely fill in a bubble with a pen. A nice feature is that your ballot is tallied once you scan it into the machine. It would beep if your ballot included an overvote to allow you to correct your ballot–although I undervoted for one office for reasons to be explained in a moment and got no report from the machine indicating this. It also displays the number of ballots that have been scanned into the machine, so I know that I was the 64th voter in my precinct. The returns have been published in pdf format here. I’m surprised to learn that there were eight other Republicans voting in my precinct. One of them is a jackass and voted for Andy Martin to be the gubernatorial candidate. Aside from that foo’, two GOP’ers voted for Topinka and the remaining voters split between Oberweis and Brady, with me voting for Bill Brady. He lost state-wide to Topinka, who won a 38% plurality in the primary. Four of the nine voted for Rauschenberger to the Lt. Gov. candidacy, where Judy Baar’s running mate, Joe Birkett, won.

I’m fine with the candidates, although I think Bill Brady would have made a better candidate state-wide.

The rest of the offices were uncontested, and the last one didn’t even have a candidate, for the illustrious position as precinct committeeman. I briefly toyed with the idea of writing myself in to that office, even though I don’t much like talking about politics these days. If I had written myself in, I would have won an election with 100% of the votes, as all nine primary voters in my precinct on the GOP ballot undervoted for that office.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Painful, indeed.

It’s a bitter taste in the mouth, that loss. Give ‘em Huskies hell, Huskies.