The second episode of Cautionary Tales of Swords screened this past weekend and is online now.
It’s freaking brilliant, but don’t watch it too loud around small children.
Looks like there’ll be a third episode, too.
The second episode of Cautionary Tales of Swords screened this past weekend and is online now.
It’s freaking brilliant, but don’t watch it too loud around small children.
Looks like there’ll be a third episode, too.
It’s high time for a first look at how my pre-season predictions are coming about. The first one I made was on the Jason Jennings for Hirsh and Taveras trade. At the time, I said:
That’s a really bad move for Houston, barring some already-agreed-to favorable contract extension and he’s already turned down a 3yr/$24.5m offer from Colorado. I’d bet dollars-to-donuts that Hirsh has a better 2007 than Jennings. The Rox couldn’t have come up with much better a center fielder than Willy Taveras. Competing with the likes of Juan Pierre, Dave Roberts, and Eric Byrnes, he could be the second best offensive CF in the division after Cameron.
Colorado fans must be awfully happy today.
That was a terrible trade for the Astros. Jenning’s made only 14 starts this season and hasn’t signed an extension with the Astros. He’s dealt with various injuries over the season and managed to get two Padres out while giving up 11 runs in a horror-show start today. Jason Hirsh hasn’t been the pitcher I thought he’d be just yet, but I don’t think many people doubt his future’s brightness.
Jennings: 5.99 ERA – 13 GS – 76.2 IP – 29:56 BB:K – 75:95 G:F – 8 HR
Hirsh: 4.90 ERA – 17 GS – 101 IP – 42:66 BB:K – 99:136 G:F – 16 HR!
Hirsh has been a better pitcher than Jennings this year, but not dramatically so. As for how Willy Taveras stacks up against other NL West center fielders:
Young: .244/.295/.453 – 15:16 SB:Att – 22:69 BB:K – 18 HR
Cameron: .245/.314/.424 – 10:14 SB:Att – 34:100 BB:K – 13 HR
Taveras: .309/.358/.371 – 24:32 SB:Att – 18:45 BB:K – 2 HR
Roberts: .262/.330/.355 – 21:24 SB:Att – 25:46 BB:K – 2 HR
Pierre: .282/.314/.335 – 42:51 SB:Att – 18:25 BB:K – 0 HR
I was pretty close, failing to predict Chris Young’s power production out of center field for the Snakes. Taveras was considered an all-glove/no-bat outfielder before the trade, so it was a pretty bold prediction, I’d say. That he’s managed to contribute so consistently at the plate for the Rockies is impressive. The Astros got royally screwed in that trade. It didn’t take much to see that at the time.
I had a post of Pre-season Predictions that don’t look so great now.
The first was that T.J. Nall would make the Nationals opening day roster and turn out to be their best setup man by the all-star break. T.J. is a pitcher from the Dodgers system who absolutely dominated AA batters with a 9.19 K/9 rate, but for whatever reason couldn’t make the transition to AAA. He was caught up in the Great Gnats Minor League FA Dragnet of 2007 but failed to make the team out of Spring Training and was released before the All-Star Break to be picked up by the Red Sox. I was wrong, but not as badly as the next prediction.
This one was so laughably wrong in every respect, I’ll cut-n-paste the whole thing:
Brian Lawrence signs a split contract with the Rockies and has an exceptional spring, joining a rotation of Cook/Francis/Hirsh/Fogg. He contends with Kip Wells and Mark Mulder for the 2007 NL Comeback Player of the Year award, but loses to Mike Hampton. (Gagne wins it in the AL.)
Lawrence was DFA’d by the Rockies after failing to impress in his rehab stint. He was picked up by the Mets, where he has been a very good flyball pitcher at AAA. Mike Hampton re-injured himself AGAIN before pitches were thrown in anger, Mulder hasn’t begun a rehab stint yet, and Kip Wells hasn’t had the season he or I had hoped for him.
The third prediction:
Taylor Buchholz struggles with home runs and with finding a role in Colorado and, after he fails to clear waivers, is traded to the Cardinals, when we suddenly find ourselves with three of the game’s better curveballers in our rotation.
Taylor’s made a few starts with the Rockies and pitched mostly in long/mop-up duty. He hasn’t been particularly home run prone. I don’t see where he’ll fit in with the Rockies long-term plans and have to think that they asked for him in the Jennings trade more for a trading piece later on than someone their organization can succeed with. Noted curveballers don’t quite fit in up in the Mile High City. I’d be very pleased if we swing a trade for Buchholz at some point before opening day 2008. His value isn’t at all high right now. Maybe they’ll claim Brian Falkenborg, who we DFA’d after he’d pitched so well in Game 1 of yesterday’s double-header. He certainly fits the profile of a good Rockies reliever. Good strikeout rate and keeps the ball on the ground. It’d take more to pry away Buchholz, but it’d be worth pursuing.
The fourth one dealt with Chris Narveson, who I thought would get claimed off waivers by the Nationals. Few players moved on waivers and some that could have been claimed ended up being traded, notably the St. Pierre for Hendrickson trade. Narveson cleared waivers and has had a disappointing, injury-plagued season.
Another prediction was too silly to mention although half of it has turned out true. The true part had to do with some of the bigger team blogs getting more access to minor leaguers and front office types. That has happened and I think we as fans have benefited greatly from it.
The last prediction dealt with Larry Bigbie, who I was happy to have picked up along with Aaron Miles in the Ray King dump trade. Larry had a huge Spring with the Dodgers, didn’t make the club, was released, and eventually signed with Atlanta to play for their AAA affiliate, where he has struggled.
Two nice women just stopped at my door during a critical game that the Cardinals are cleverly setting up for a season-changing comeback from down 6-0. They wanted to talk about Jesus. Here’s a snippet of our conversation:
Nice Lady 1: You believe in God, dontcha?
Me-Jerk: Yeah, of course I do.
Nice Lady 1: You believe Jesus is coming back soon?
Me-Jerk: No, that’s ridiculous.
Nice Lady 1: The bible says he’s coming back soon.
Me-Jerk: You realize that book was written two thousand years ago, don’t you?
I’ll be riding to hell on a firepole oiled with a lifetime’s worth of smart-assery.
I pretty much nailed Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London last night. Also did a fine job on Come a Little Bit Closer by Jay and the Americans. If the night had lasted another ten minutes, I would’ve gotten to do Mother by Danzig. By that point in the evening, it would have been really freaking sweet.
Just thought everyone would be keen to hear this update instead of discussion of last night’s disappointing collapse.
If I ever find myself in the Philippines, I intend to very carefully obey every law.
How do you think the dude playing the girl part got picked?
Some friends and I decided to get season tickets for the 2007 Illinois home games next year. I had season tickets the first few years I was here, but didn’t have anyone to go with and missed a few games in 2002 or 2003, so I stopped getting them. This should be a pretty exciting season with the phenomenal draft class that Zook brought in.
Here are some pictures from the Spring Game from a few months ago. Can’t wait to see Benn running routes.
Speaking of freshman Illini athletes, how memorable of a first weekend at college did Quentin Watkins have? I think I would have just gone back to bed.
With an hour to go before game time and some of the most beautiful weather this region has ever seen in July, what better way to pass the time than by sitting around inside, watching crappy clips of Jean-Claude Van Damme embarrassing himself on film?
His cinematic debut, as the Gay Karate Man in Monaco Forever
From Kickboxer, the Drunken Dancing Scene in which he shakes a tail feather with two Thai chicks to a song by Mike Piccirillo.
A very silly fight scene from Bloodsport with goofy sound effects added.
While cleaning up bookmarks on my laptop, I found that I’d saved a link to this Wikipedia edit snapshot for the entry on Robert Spencer, who wrote a book critical of Mohammed and Islam in general. I’d also bookmarked the Amazon review page for his book.
I haven’t read the book and don’t remember why I wanted to do with these, but I got a kick out of the wikipedia link. Reminded me of this and this, naturally.
On another note, I contributed a follow-up post at Fungoes, this time estimating how well the pitching staff will need to perform in order to reach certain win-loss targets. How Good Must the Pitching Be? should be published sometime Friday morning. It was fun writing that sort of thing for a change instead of my usual mixture of bullshit and fart jokes.
I was invited to contribute a guest post this week at Fungoes, easily one of the upper strata Cardinal sites in the blogosphere. It’s up now—a piece about how much the offense can be expected to bounce back the rest of the way using ZiPS projections.
You may feel free to leave me complimentary remarks here if you aren’t registered to comment at Fungoes.
The data I use is online here if anyone wants to know how many stolen bases Yadier Molina is projected to attempt. (One, and he’ll be caught.)
My record for winning the game Five Minutes to Kill is 3:36.
I’ve played it twice and lost the first time. Figured out how to open up the pool in the floor below. Totally awesome.
Chris found a truly amazing set of online maps of the St. Louis area from the 1860s a while back that must be pored over. Go then, and pore. In the comments, I left a link to the map that shows where the house I lived is located.
There is so little that Cautionary Tales of Swords does wrong. That’s just a supremely funny short.
I can’t even figure out half of what makes it so funny. The editing and Fisk’s delivery are both priceless, though.
A coworker sent me a webpage of bizarre comics. I especially like this one because it finally lets me use the “egg jokes” tag again.
I stopped seeking out new music to listen to after high school. I didn’t have the time or will to listen to all the crap that’s churned out from the record labels and the late nineties was a time of great crap churning. Besides, I’ve had friends like Jeff, C-Bot, and Bobovski to sift the wheat from the chaff for me all along. I’d estimate that every year, maybe four or five truly great new songs come out. One would think that rate was higher back in the sixties and seventies, but there were two separate movements creating the high volume of quality tunes back then. One was the creative competition between the Beatles and the Beach Boys to make use of new electronics to make wholly new sounds that inspired a log of other musicians. “Good Vibrations” will always be underrated, no matter that it’s generally a celebrated song. The other was all the old folk and blues songs that artists back then recorded and claimed to have written for themselves. (If you’ve never heard Kansas Joe’s “When the Levee Breaks,” go listen to it now and enjoy.) I don’t really care about music all that much, so if you don’t like my history of post-war music, I won’t mind being chastised for over-simplification.
A bartender friend of mine told me recently about a Finnish band called Lordi (don’t click that link if you don’t like loud noises) that takes the theatrics of KISS and Gwar and turns them to eleven, with some middling talent added in. Their videos are hilarious. The drummer gives Neil Peart, Bonzo, Pete Sandoval, and Godzilla runs for their money. (Although Asylum Street Spanker‘s Wammo is the most enjoyable percussionist I’ve seen in the past decade.)
Check out these videos:
Who’s Your Daddy?
How did nobody tell me of this brilliant outfit? I’d like to find a horror-movie makeup artist, a few more tall people, and learn a couple power chords so as to form a Lordi cover band.
As a side note, I can relate to this guy more than I’d like.
I’ve been sick for the past three weeks, one of which was spent in beautiful Rehoboth Beach, Delaware with family. It was a great vacation—a week spent sitting on the beach, getting a killer tan and playing with my niece and nephew. I also caught the first game of the Arizona series in which we overwhelmingly won a game started by Braden Looper in his first game back from the disabled list and 2006 Cy Young winner Brandon Webb. Now I’m back to screwing crap up at work.
Some things that’ve crossed my desk today:
An unfortunately named product. R. Kelly endorses the product. I spent Independence Day at Nick’s grill-out party (and we sang karaoke). We didn’t have any fountains, which are fun to jump over like an idiot, just bottle rockets and roman candles.
This London Bomber story is super funny. So’s this headline.
This story about Nefi Perez might be even funnier. That would be a cruel way to open up a roster spot to bring up a far better talent. Adam Kennedy had better pour his own coffee. (Although I’m pretty sure he’ll turn things around and be a solid regular next season.)
Home Run Derby Drinking Game. Hilarious. I’ll add that you should drink whenever someone refers to Jose Reyes as the most exciting player in baseball.™
A New Seven Wonders of the World have been e-elected in a program run by some Swiss buncha hippies. I can’t disagree with any of them. That Statue of Christ the Redeemer is pretty impressive for something I’d never heard of. I’m keen to find out how many votes were cast for the Taga-Jinja Fertility Shrine in Uwajima, Japan, also the home of Devil Rays third baseman Akinori Iwamura.)
I’ll be settling back into a civilized routine this week and thus should be back to regular posting in short time. Glad to see Kip Wells getting another shot in the rotation. As has been said all season, we truly need him to be an effective starter if we’re going to contend this year. Get at it, Kipper.
Postscript: I’ve seen ‘em before, but bound feet always make me feel a bit ill.
Post-Postscript: Deutsch-K! That article was truly fun to read. Silly Germans.