Archive for November, 2007

To Save Me From Tears

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

I had a fantastic 30th birthday. Aside from having a great time with better friends than I deserve, I got the best present I’ve ever gotten. This:

I mentioned to my friend that I’ve been looking for a print of that picture for a long, long time. It’s the famous, “Rick Monday Saves the Flag” picture. The story is told well at the wikipedia page. Rick Monday is a Marine who had a 19 year Major League career as an outfielder. On April 25, 1976 while he was playing for the Cubs, visiting the Dodgers, a coupla hippies went onto the field to burn an American flag. Just before they put match to lighter fluid sogged flag, he snatched it up and a cameraman caught the moment.

There’s nowhere I know of to get a print of that picture and I’ve looked for a while. My good friend heard of my search and tracked down the photographer (Dead End: He’s dead), the newspaper that printed the picture (Dead End: Bankruptcy), and searched and searched until she found the negative of the picture in the Los Angeles County archives. They blew it up and mailed it to her. She framed it for me and gave me the most thoughtful present I’ve ever gotten. She had to sign releases that it wouldn’t be publicly displayed—if not, I’d include in this post a picture of where it’s hanging in my living room, right below the 2006 Cardinals WS picture.

It’s a treasured thing for me now. It’s funny… My dad, who volunteered for service in the Army during the Vietnam conflict has no problem with people burning flags. I’ve never served anyone but myself but it pisses me off when I see people protesting in that way. Hell, I get pissed off when I see people flying the flag the wrong way. Monday says: “If you’re going to burn the flag, don’t do it around me. I’ve been to too many veterans’ hospitals and seen too many broken bodies of guys who tried to protect it.”

In any case, I had a great birthday and had a blast hanging out with good friends. And tonight, I sang some hilarious songs at karaoke. While on the way to get a new driver’s license, I heard a terrible song that I needed to sing tonight, Last Christmas, by Wham!. Also brought back a classic from the Cutting Crew.

New Look

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Whaddaya think?

From this article, it sounds like the Cards won’t be taking my suggestion and dealing for Mike Hampton. Sez Mo:

“We’re always looking to see if there’s some value out there in the market,” he said. “But, right now, we don’t want to focus on looking at someone that had a below-average year last year or performed below expectations, especially if it was related to an injury. That can be a little scary.”

Too bad. That also rules out Jason Jennings, as well, who might be a decent bet to be a league-average starting pitcher. I’ll be curious to see who Mo goes after next week at the Winter Meetings.

Unrelated, but have you voted for Mr. Splashy Pants yet?

Happy Birthday to Me

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Wasn’t looking forward to this one. Today’s the day we celebrate the births of Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, my high school valedictorian, Jaleel White, 2007 NL MVP Jimmy Rollins, Bill Nye (the Science Guy), a whole mess of adult film actresses, and me, if you’ve got any energy left after all that.

I wasn’t born until nine something at night, so I’m still in my twenties until then, as far as I’m concerned.

Update: Good times were had.


Beating the Drum

Monday, November 26th, 2007

The high-risk, high-reward trade target that I’ve been arguing for the past few months, Mike Hampton, threw his first pitch in competition since August 19th, 2005 on Thanksgiving. [Story, Gamelog]

He started by striking out 2007 Cardinal NRI Jolbert Cabrera, induced a pop-out from the next batter, allowed a ground ball single by Armando Rios, then finished the inning with a ground ball out to short. He was then lifted and replaced with Mario Mendoza’s son. Seriously.

That’s a promising start to his rehab—he’s already looking better than Mark Mulder, who’s considered a given for the 2008 opening day roster. Of course, another available lefthander coming back from an injury-plagued season threw an even better game the next night in the Mexican Winter League. First time minor-league free agent Chris Narveson went seven innings of shutout ball with a 6:0 K:BB and 12:3 G:F.

I’d like to get both pitchers into the organization. I’ll be tickled pink if Mo swings a trade for Hampton at the winter meetings next week.

Updated: Just saw that Mike Hampton injured his hamstring in that start and that’s why he was lifted after only an inning. This article at MLB.com suggests he’s not taking it well and I can’t blame him. What a crappy thing to happen. Selfishly, it only further reduces what it would take to trade for him. In spite of the injury, I still think he’s a good trade target.

Things to Look At

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Kary Booher, who covers the Springfield Cardinals, has a piece up about who from Springfield will be added to the 40-man roster, a topic I wrote about at length late last night. The decision is likely to be made tonight, says Booher.

Excellent interview at VeB with Dyar Miller, pitching coach at Memphis last season, promoted to Minor League Pitching Coordinator this year. At one point, Miller made this eyebrow-raising observation:

I’m not saying we baby guys, but I’d like to see pitchers go through the 7th and 8th inning more often. When they get into trouble, leave them in there to fight through it. Because that’s what they’re gonna have to do in the big leagues. I’m more for that at double A and triple A — let them fight through some of those jams. Let them throw 120 pitches a couple of times in a row. Let relief pitchers throw 2 or 3 innings at a time instead of 1 inning here and 1 inning there. That’s something we need to talk about as an organization; I’m just giving my opinion. But it’s a lot tougher to pitch in the big leagues, so you gotta be tough. Make pitching down here a little more like it’s gonna be up in the big leagues; don’t make it so easy on them.

That one caught me off guard, too. I’d hate to see our farm system turn into a meat-grinder and pitchers coming through our system wearing out before they even reach arbitration years. A few minutes thinking and I posted this in the discussion:

There’s a school of thought that pitchers nowadays are excessively coddled in the minor leagues and they arrive at the majors underconditioned for the rigors of throwing a full load of MLB quality pitches on turn, and that leads to more injuries, and more severe injuries, in the long run.

At the risk of taking liberties with Miller’s words, it sounds like they’re going to be implementing a system-wide emphasis on conditioning and mechanics, from draft to call-up. That’s a good thing, even if they don’t follow through with the 120 pitches in consecutive starts thing. If you make that as the goal, it might help to make the pitchers take their long-toss and other conditioning drills more seriously and may speed up the thrower-to-pitcher learning curve, as the pitchers will have to plan on going deeper into games—they’ll need to work harder on preparation and getting quick outs.

That may be coupled with a de-emphasis of individual stats—another way of not coddling pitchers by leaving them in situations where they may struggle to succeed. If you ask a guy to take something off his fastball so he can go deeper, you can’t hold back his advancement if he allows more hits as a consequence. I could see it working out if they preach it early and often to the pitchers and work hard to keep their spirits up when their stat lines don’t look pretty.

I’d like to see increased investment in the medical staff. Don’t know what they already have, but I’d think a nutritionist might be a wise hire to make sure these guys are eating enough of the right things to keep rebuilding themselves all season.

2008 Roster Prognostication I

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Pour a cup of coffee, I went long with this post.

The Cardinals, led now by John Mozeliak, made their first roster management move recently when they removed Cody Haerther from the 40-man roster and saw him snatched up by the Toronot Blue Jays, raising some eyebrows. This reduced the number of players protected for the December 6 Rule 5 Draft to 35. That list is here:

  Number and Name Bats/Throws
1 29 Chris Carpenter R/R
2 63 Andy Cavazos R/R
3 60 Brian Falkenborg R/R
4 34 Randy Flores L/L
5 31 Ryan Franklin R/R
6 77 Blake Hawksworth R/R
7 44 Jason Isringhausen R/R
8 56 Kelvin Jimenez R/R
9 19 Tyler Johnson S/L
10 52 Josh Kinney R/R
11 41 Braden Looper R/R
12 30 Mark Mulder L/L
13 35 Joel Pineiro R/R
14 23 Anthony Reyes R/R
15 36 Russ Springer R/R
16 48 Brad Thompson R/R
17 50 Adam Wainwright R/R
18 37 Todd Wellemeyer R/R
19 4 Yadier Molina R/R
20 62 Brian Barden R/R
21 7 Adam Kennedy L/R
22 12 Aaron Miles S/R
23 5 Albert Pujols R/R
24 27 Scott Rolen R/R
25 13 Brendan Ryan R/R
26 26 Scott Spiezio S/R
27 24 Rick Ankiel L/L
28 16 Chris Duncan L/R
29 15 Jim Edmonds L/L
30 43 Juan Encarnacion R/R
31 47 Ryan Ludwick R/L
32 – Joe Mather R/R
33 53 John Rodriguez L/L
34 55 Skip Schumaker L/R
35 99 So Taguchi R/R
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The Cardinals have a number of players who may draw interest in the Rule 5 Draft coming up:

  • Jason Motte, the hard throwing catcher-turned pitcher.
  • Jarrett Hoffpauir, the 2nd baseman with excellent plate discipline.
  • Stuart Pomeranz, the 6’7″ RHSP who was nearly impossible to score upon in the AFL in spite of an inability to strike batters out. He missed most of the 2007 season to injuries.
  • Mike Parisi, a RHSP who’s probably safe left unprotected, but may draw attention from any teams more desperate for durable-looking fifth starters than the Cardinals, if such a team exists.
  • Kyle McClellan, a local product who put it all together last season in relief.
  • Mark Worrell, another reliever with a lovely strikeout rate.
  • Mike Sillman, a reliever who probably didn’t pitch enough last year to draw serious consideration from other teams.
  • Matt Scherer might attract a few teams.

That’s five players that I’d guess we’d want to add to the 40-man roster and thus protect from the Rule 5 draft: Hoffpauir, Motte, Pomeranz, McClellan, and Worrell.

Some may ask, wouldn’t it have been easier to cut Andy Cavazos or Kelvin Jimenez from the 40-man instead of Haerther in order to open up the desired five roster spots? Or just DFA Taguchi, since he’ll be non-tendered six days after the Rule-5 draft anyway, after his option was bought out a week or two ago? And it seems likely to me that the time has come to part ways with Aaron Miles, if only to further shake up the middle infield that’s been a problem the past season.

I’m guessing they’ve got some plans for making waiver claims and perhaps a Rule 5 draft pick that they need more roster flexibility for. Maybe they’ve got a trade in the works that they need roster space for before December 6th. It wouldn’t surprise me if Cavazos and Jimenez are both cut in the next few weeks as well. The timing is strange—you’d have liked to see a trade worked out. I, for one, am not a big believer in Haerther like many of the projection systems, but would be happy to see him produce for the Blue Rays and crush the Yankees on a routine basis.

Let’s say the Cardinals plan to add those five players mentioned before, which would bring the total for now to 40, with opportunity to open up to four more roster spaces by parting with any of Miles, Taguchi, Cavazos, and Jimenez. They need to add a “number two starting pitcher” by trade and at minimum, a shortstop to compete for playing time at short with Brendan Ryan.

I hope that I’ve made clear my belief that the only starting pitcher possibly available by trade who could turn out to be #2 quality this season and who could be acquired without destroying the farm system is Mike Hampton, who threw a successful bullpen session the other day and is scheduled to start a game in the Mexican Winter League on Tuesday. (The boxscore will be up here after the game.) The Braves rounded out the front three of their rotation tonight by signing Tom Glavine for $8M. That’s $14M for Smoltz, $13M for Hudson, and $8M for Glavine in the front three—$35 million clams for the arithmetically challenged. They’d have Hampton at $8M and four cost-controlled options {Jurrjens, James, Carlyle, Reyes} for the last two spots, so I’d have to think Hampton could be available. For what it’s worth, they’re supposedly looking for a backup middle-infielder, someone with MLB experience to compete with newly acquired Josh Anderson to keep center field warm for a year or two. I hate trade proposals like this, but what if So Taguchi, Aaron Miles, and Jason Motte could get it done. Not sure why they wouldn’t just use Lillibridge as the backup MI, so the Miles suggestion shouldn’t be taken too seriously. The Twins already traded for Monroe, who would’ve been available after the non-tender deadline, so why not Taguchi and Miles, right? Right? I’d imagine Bruce Manno would have nice things to say about Taguchi, who’s already making $100,000 from the buyout. Maybe someone will think that Miles could do better when not overexposed like he was with the Cardinals.

I’ve mentioned Zobrist as a candidate for short, borrowing an idea from Azruavatar. He’s either real bad, below average, or slightly slightly above average defensively at short, depending on who you ask, and was an on-base machine as a minor-leaguer. I’m thinking he may become available via waiver. The Devil Rays need to cut down to a 24-man roster since becoming a hockey team. They have 39 men on the 40-man right now. Quickly scanning the peripherals of some of their unprotected minor leaguers who are eligible for the Rule 5 draft turns up eight players that the Rays will have to risk losing:

  • John Jaso, a super catching prospect who would be a might nice backup next season, and who will certainly be protected
  • Fernando Perez, a speedy outfielder with great on-base skills who looks like a nice lead-off man
  • Jason Pridie, an outfielder who put up a very nice line in 2007 and who was taken by the Twins in the Rule 5 draft last season
  • Dale Thayer, a relief pitcher who dominated at AA and AAA (although with an unsustainably low .231 BABIP)
  • James Houser, a big RHSP with pretty nice peripherals
  • Reliever Evan Meek
  • Michael Prochaska, a lefty starter who gets ground balls
  • Nick DeBarr, a big RHRP with extreme groundball tendencies.

I’d guess keeping at least one of those non-Jaso players in the organization will be end up being more valuable to Tampa Bay than waiting for Zobrist to adjust to the majors and he’ll be available by trade or on waivers. If you pick up Zobrist on or before rosters are set, you can safely non-tender Miles and have an improved team. I’d hope Mo keeps in touch with the Rays’ GM over the next few weeks.

Thanksgiving

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

I don’t believe that I’ve ever done a Thanksgiving post in the six years that I’ve been writing nonsense at heylisten.blogspot.com, a website that originated as a strange Zelda-themed vent for my unpopular-on-campus political views.

Things are going very well for me now, though, and so I’d like to air some things that I’m thankful for.

  • I’m thankful for my family, and for the happy relationships I’m fortunate to have with each and every member of that family, in spite of my selfishness. Also for the good feelings all of my deceased relatives had for me when they passed on.
  • I’m thankful for my friends. I have more of them than I deserve.
  • I’m thankful for my doctoral committee, the finest collection of minds I’ve ever had the opportunity to speak to.
  • I’m thankful to have a research project on my desk that I’m excited to tackle and that I believe worthy of significant effort.
  • I’m thankful to have a satisfyingly difficult job that I’m good at.
  • I’m thankful that I don’t have any enemies foolish enough to declare themselves as such.
  • I’m thankful to be what I am, a healthy man with a stable, useful mind built into a strong, useful body.
  • I’m thankful for all the jobs I’ve had and the skills my employers have invested in me.
  • I’m thankful for the valuable education I’ve received at the expense of my parents and the states of Missouri and Illinois.
  • I’m thankful to be a citizen of the United States of America and for the people who work anonymously and tirelessly to ensure it lives for another day in spite of our greed and beliefs in entitlement.
  • I’m thankful to Dave Karaff for scouting and signing Albert Pujols to the St. Louis Cardinals so that I could see the greatest ballplayer of my generation on a daily basis
  • I’m thankful that I’ll be honored to carve a couple of turkeys next week that my parents will roast.
  • And I’m thankful for my grandfather Jerry and my father Ed for teaching me how to be a proper man: gentle and useful, but dangerous when necessary.
  • I’m thankful for everyone I’ve remembered who’s been kind to me for their generosity and for anyone I’ve forgotten who’s wronged me for keeping me from being a fool—and thankful that there are many days ahead for me to be kind to the good people that I’ll meet and stern to the fools I’ll ignore.

As for tomorrow: Go Illini!

Illini @ tOSU

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

With about ten minutes left in this game half, the Illini are keeping pace with the number 1 team in the country. I’m very proud of how well the Illini are playing. The offensive attack is balanced and the defenders are playing a physical game. Ecstatic to see Juice continue to build on the excellent passing game he showed last weekend at Minnesota.

Michigan already fell to Wisconsin today. We could end up tied for second in the Big Ten for a win here, with tOSU playing Michigan next weekend.

After converting the 4th and 1 at 2:14 remaining: Rashard Mendenhall is a BEAST!!! I love seeing that guy run out of the backfield instead of the option. He’s a smart, patient back.

Holy crap: Huge touchdown reception to Gamble puts the Illini up 21-14 with seventeen seconds remaining. A great play, crossing routes picked up all the defenders and Gamble was wide open. Hopefully Zook anticipates the adjustments OSU makes.

Crazy Talk

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

My favorite current Cardinal is Scott Rolen. I love the way he plays baseball—if I have a son some day who likes the game, I’ll teach him to play with the same kind of class and dedication that Scott plays with. I love seeing him hit a key home run and circle the bases full-speed and head-down. Celebrating is for fans. Hitting and fielding is his job. True to form, he’s got a thoughtful, low-profile charity, the Enis Furley Foundation.

Scott’s career is currently derailed due to some hard-luck injuries stemming from on-field collisions and—perhaps more pertinently, personality clashes with Tony La Russa and the Cardinal organization in general. The current GM is open to trading Scott Rolen due to the problems he’s having with the organization and the VeB sidebar is littered with nonsensical trade proposals involving him. Given his trade value coming off an injury-plagued season, moving him elsewhere would be no more than a salary dump. A wasteful salary dump, motivated by fear or foolishness, in my opinion.

Mike Lowell was the 2007 World Series MVP. Two years ago, he was included in the big Hanley Ramirez and Anibal Sanchez for Josh Beckett trade between the Red Sox and the Marlins. At the time of the trade, I saw his inclusion as the wealthy Boston taking on a large contract for a broken-down third baseman in exchange for the Marlins parting with an ace pitcher for prospects. He was a throw-in, coming off an awful age-31 season with an OPS+ of 77. It was a smart move for the Marlins, who could use the cost-controlled Miguel Cabrera at third base and it was an acceptable trade requirement for the Red Sox, who could afford to gamble on Lowell bouncing back. He did, and is now most likely heading into a four year contract as a player a year older than Rolen.

Scott Rolen’s a better defender than Lowell and hasn’t ever had as bad a season as Lowell did in 2005, even the past few years when his shoulder pain has caused him to scream noticeably with every swing of the bat. To trade him for peanuts would be a real shame—a damned sin.

If I had John Mozeliak’s ear, I’d make sure that he was making every effort to make Rolen happy, to make him enthusiastic about playing in St. Louis for the rest of his career, or at least the remainder of his contract. I don’t know exactly what the problem is except that it stems from the handling of his shoulder injuries, but I’d make it clear that he’s a big part of our future plans. We’d make it clear that Mo will advocate on his behalf to La Russa and that whatever problems the organization had with dealing with medical problems are going to be fixed.

Scott Rolen’s got a lot of good baseball in him. The Cardinals are a wealthy-enough team that they shouldn’t have to play the Marlins and dump his contract to a richer team who can afford to gamble that he’ll be physically sound and producinc at an above average level in 2008 before reverting to his career arc in 2009.

(As insurance, we should sign Marshall McDougall to a split contract to compete with Spiezio as the big-bat utility guy or AAA depth at a number of positions. I said the same thing last off-season, when he went on to hit well for the Dodgers’ AAA team.)

In short, if the Cardinals can’t convince Scott Rolen to play for us next year, we’re in deep trouble as an organization. Mozeliak should work hard after the winter meetings to connect with Rolen and convince him that he’s wanted in a Cardinal uniform.

I’ll Go!

Friday, November 9th, 2007

I hope the Cardinals have a scout in the stands for the 11/20 game between the Algodoneros de Guasave and the Mayos de Navajoa. Not to see the newest Cotton, Jolbert Cabrera, but to see Mike Hampton’s debut with the Navajoa, in which he is expected to throw two or three innings.

I’ll definitely be following his performances with great interest. Ideally, Glavine will sign with the Braves no later than the start of the Winter Meetings on 12/3 and more likely in the next week or so, as he is expected to do, making Hampton that much more expendable.

It may seem obsessive with how hard I’m banging this drum, but Hampton is the only real top-of-the-rotation starter I could imagine the Cardinals picking up this offseason without selling the farm. The Cardinals were actively pursuing him during the 2000-2001 offseason until the offers went plaid, so DeWitt, you’d imagine, would be willing to pay Hampton the $8.25 million he’s said to be owed for this season. I’d like to see the Cardinals be aggressive on him—to have eyes on him for every rehab pitch he sends to the plate during his stint in the Mexican Winter League. If he looks good and the Braves are set with Glavine under contract, I’d like to see the Cardinals positioned better than anyone to get a trade done before the Winter Meetings even begin. He’s the best bet among a bunch of bad options.

I’ll try not to mention this again until the 20th.

Dance, Puppets! Dance!

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

The Braves are officially interested in Tom Glavine. I find it hard to believe, then, that Glavine won’t be pitching for Atlanta in 2008.

That’d give them a solid rotation of:

  • John Smoltz
  • Tim Hudson
  • Tom Glavine
  • Chuck James
  • Jairs Jurrjens/Jo-Jo Reyes

That’s three solid veterans at the top, two of them sure-thing Hall of Famers, and three promising youngsters with upside that have already shown success in the majors.

Mozeliak says, “Looking at the free-agent market, we may be better off looking at the trade market.”

Mike Hampton: 2008 NL CPOY for the STL Cardinals. I’ll be behind him on that gamble.

More Hilarious Video

Monday, November 5th, 2007

It’s come to my attention that Auto Phone Sex is a real gas.

There’s a TTS application Homer Dudley couldn’t have anticipated!

Did You Know?

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Didja know that Barry Bonds was the most talked-about person in articles about baseball during the 2006 season? The word ‘Bonds’ appears as 0.063976% of the words in articles that year and is the 224th most frequent word, after ‘shot.’

The word, ‘jerk’, was only used once.

‘Pujols’ was the 516th most frequent word used. ‘Greatest’ only occurred 36 times, tied with ‘Hancock’.

(These figures are all tentative.)

Look Around You

Monday, November 5th, 2007

My friends in the Physics department are big fans of the show Look Around You.

Now that I’ve seen it, I am, too. That’s fantastic comedy.

The second episode on “Water” is priceless.

No Kidding?

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

I’m not sure we’re all clear on what constitutes a joke. Seriously.

Stoking the Hot Stove

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

I was kind of zoning out, taking a break from work and flipping around the internets looking at awesome prospects like Ben Zobrist, who grew up in a town a bit East of Peoria a big fan of Ozzie Smith, and Jack Egbert, who had a ridiculous season at AA in 2007 and would be eligible for the Rule 5 draft if Kenny Williams uncharacteristically screwed up by failing to make room for him on the 40-man roster when I stumbled over this article about the Toledo Mud Hens offering Alex Rodriguez a minor-league contract for next season. Toledo is home to the Tigers’ AAA affiliate, see, and George Steinbrenner’s pompous rugrat made a comment about Rodriguez opting out of his contract, “does he want to go to the Hall of Fame a Yankee or a Toledo Mud Hen.” Since the Mud Hens have a great third baseman in Mike Hessman waiting in the wings to take over for Brandon Inge, who’s signed through 2010, they asked Rodriguez if he’d be willing to change positions.

That’s at least as funny as the first sentence in this post is long.

I seriously would like to know what it would take to pry away Zobrist. An eventual Zobrist/Hoffpauir middle infield could provide some frequently set tables.

Something else I was considering: the Braves owe Mike Hampton $15 million next season after two injury plagued seasons. From this report, his rehab is going well. Suppose the Braves sign Tom Glavine to be their #3 as many expect and Hampton would be competing for a spot in the rotation with Chuck James, Jo-Jo Reyes, and new acquisition Jair Jurrjens. It’d be an extremely gutsy move for Mozeliak to trade for the then-expendable Hampton, but suppose he does show that he’s an above average or even top-of-the-line pitcher again. He’d be easy to trade for quality prospects when Carpenter returns, so we’d only end up paying a portion of his salary—say the Braves assume $3 million, so we’d be on the hook for around $7M or so. If insurance covers the portion of Carpenter’s salary for when he’s undergoing rehab, it’s not an enormous addition of salary.

That’s only if Hampton is healthy and effective. I’d like to see Luhnow and Mozeliak put together a package of prospects that look good (especially to Bruce Manno, who’s in Atlanta’s front office now) but our internal metrics don’t project to be major contributors down the road. An opening day rotation of Mulder, Wainwright, Hampton, Looper, and Piñeiro could surprise a whole bunch of people. With an improved middle infield of Zobrist and a healthy Kennedy, I could see them outperforming the 2004 rotation.

Update: I floated the hair-brained Hampton idea at VeB and someone pointed me to something noticed at MLB Trade Rumors, that Hampton’s owed $8.25M next year instead of $15m, since Atlanta restructured their payment schedule on his contract with Colorado’s and Florida’s contributions in mind. That’s got me fairly excited. My fingers are crossed that Glavine signs with the Braves well before the Winter Meetings, giving them a solid rotation of Smoltz-Hudson-Glavine-James-Jurrjens with Reyes a promising sixth. That’d make Hampton an expensive, expendable risk for them that the Cardinals would be wise to gamble on. Frank Wren’s shown that he’s ready to deal with the Renteria trade. I’d like to see Mo move fast on this one now that I have a better idea of the actual risk involved.

Worst case scenario: The Cardinals waste $8.25M and a few minor leaguers of the Jason Motte type (nothing against Jason, but I’d guess he’d be one of the better prospects involved). Mo would have a reputation of a GM who can be fleeced, which could be advantageous if his lieutenants do their jobs.

Best case scenario: The Cardinals shore up the front end of the rotation with a resurgent Mike Hampton until Chris Carpenter returns in his full glory and Hampton is traded for high-quality prospects to improve the farm. Mo earns a reputation for novel shrewdness and other GM’s uselessly attempt to imitate his “method,” which was really a one-time thing proposed by a very handsome gentleman in Illinois who he rewards with tickets and lodging for 2008 Spring Training.

Most likely scenario: The Cardinals acquire an about league-average pitcher on a one year contract for slightly more than they’re paying Looper or Piñiero. When healthy, he’d be better than either. Mozeliak grudgingly buys me a Budweiser at a Jupiter bar during 2008 Spring Training to shut me up about how he owes me, man.

I originally got to thinking about that as an extreme high-risk move and wasn’t sure whether I’d be happy seeing it get done. Now I’d genuinely like to see it happen, and fast. Provided, of course, that none of our top 10 prospects head out. Or Jameson Maj, who’s my ultra-sleeper pick for a big 2008. (72:4 K:BB in his final year of college!)

How did I miss This???

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Amazing. Collegehumor.com has a series going on called Street Fighter: the Later Years. How is it that this has escaped my attention for so long?

It’s fantastic.

Halloween Awesomeness

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Karaoke night and Halloween collided at the Embassy last night and a massively good time resulted.

I started off with Psycho Killer by the Talking Heads, then absolutely nailed a spooky rendition of Bobby Pickett’s Monster Mash. Later on, I performed my gravelly Louis Armstrong impression of La Vie en Rose. By request, I closed with Radar Love from Golden Earring. It was a pretty packed house, so I didn’t manage to get “Used to Love Her” in there. Just a great time.

My costume was pretty funny but hard to wash off. I’ll see if I can get a picture.

A non-me highlight: a bunch of undergrad regulars dressed up as Abe Lincoln in his underwear and performed a group rendition of Gay Bar by the Electric Six. I hadn’t seen the video linked there until today (yipes), but it was still a funny sight.