Archive for January, 2008

Pot Roast

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

The season opener of Lost—the only network television show I’ve routinely watched since Seinfeld—will be on at 8, with a clip-show recap starting at 7, and there’s a blizzard outside:

That sounded like a good enough excuse to cook up a kick-ass dinner. I’ve been meaning to give pot roast a try for a while now. Here’s my version:

I started with a mirepoix. Dice up a pile of carrots and celery, then dice up enough onions to make a pile the same size and soften them in a skillet with some butter. Although I’m a fan of the current French President and his hot, hot wife, I departed from the traditional mirepoix by including a bunch of ginger and garlic.

Cook that until it’s softened, then dump it in your slow cooker set on high.

Then I poured some flour on a plate and seasoned it with salt and pepper. I don’t bake, so I only keep a small container of rice flour handy. Trim off as much fat from the roast as you want—for aesthetic purposes, I sliced off a piece of fat that had some butcher’s ink on it—and dredge the roast on all sides.

Heat up some oil in the skillet you used for the mirepoix—olive oil would be good but I used wok oil for a little more flavor—and give the dredged roast a nice sear on all sides to give it a bit of a crust to hold its juices in.

Throw that sucker in the slow cooker with the fatty side up and get your liquid ready. I used a can of beef stock and the remainder of a bottle of Alto Vineyard’s Villard Blanc, about a cup and a half. I poured those into the skillet along with a package of dehydrated porcini mushrooms. I brought that to a boil, scraping up all the browns leftover from the earlier phases of prep-work, reduced it by about a third, then poured it into the slow cooker. In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have exposed the ‘shrooms to that high heat and would have been wiser to let them rehydrate in the slow cooker, but what the hey.

I chopped three small Yukon gold potatoes and added them to the slow cooker and seasoned with black pepper, parsley, thyme, basil, and a few bay leaves. It’ll be cooking for about four hours, until the internal roast temperature gets to 165 for a solid medium-doneness. About halfway through the cooking time, I added some more liquid, about a and a half cup of hot water with some worchestershire sauce added in it to cover the potatoes. Whenever I felt like smelling something tasty, I’d take the lid off and spoon some of the liquid and mirepoix over the roast.

One more picture on the way once it’s ready to be eaten. In the meantime, I’ll be shoveling the sidewalks, working on my research, and laughing at this video of a reporter getting pooped on.

Update: Turned out pretty good.

The Lost season premiere was good, too.

Healthy Again

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

I’m finally recovering from a sinus infection and mild pneumonia. Here’re a few things that kept me entertained while struggling to get work done, sneezing and coughing like a dying man, and eating grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup.

TJ Miller was on David Letterman. He’s a good friend of Nick Vatterott‘s and I partied with the two of them one night in Chicago a while back. We were on a radio show about comedy then hit a few bars to drink beer and perform standup. It was a fun night. Here’s the clip of him acquitting himself well on Letterman:

I found this spoof Pilot episode of 24 pitched in 1994 to be hilarious and clever, even though I’ve never watched the actual show.

This cannon game that Jeff showed me is fun and addictive.

2008 Roster Prognostication: Part II

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Episode I of this year’s off-season roster prognostication is here, in which I speculated on how the 40-man roster would be handled heading into the Winter Meetings, which concluded with the Rule 5 Draft.

In this post, I’ll make an early guess of what the active 25-man roster will look like at the break of Spring Training.

Certain spots on the roster are all but guaranteed, barring injury or trade. Those are in the list below:

  • Starting Fielders
  • C: Yadier Molina
  • 1B: Albert Pujols
  • 2B:
  • 3B: Troy Glaus
  • SS:
  • LF: Chris Duncan
  • CF:
  • RF: Rick Ankiel
  • Bench
  • C-IF: Scott Spiezio
  • M-IF:
  • C2: Jason LaRue
  • OF4: Ryan Ludwick
  • OF5:
  • Pitching
  • S1: Adam Wainwright
  • S2: Matt Clement
  • S3: Braden Looper
  • S4: Joel Piñeiro
  • S5:
  • CL: Jason Isringhausen
  • RHRP: Russ Springer
  • RHRP: Ryan Franklin
  • RHRP:
  • RHRP:
  • LHRP: Randy Flores
  • LHRP:

The team has contested spots for three middle infielders, two of which must be able to field at short; two outfielders; a starting pitcher; and three relievers, presumably one of them being a long man and at least one a left-hander. I’m assuming that Chris Carpenter, Mark Mulder, and Josh Kinney will start the season on the disabled list—although Kinney has options and can be get his form back in the minors at his own pace. I doubt that Josh Kinney will start the year on the 25-man roster and hope fervently that he won’t go the way of Mike Lincoln and fail to contribute again after TJ.

The left-hander competition will be between Tyler Johnson and Ron Flores, my money’s on TJ.

The two outfield spots will be fought over by Skip Schumaker, Brian Barton, Joe Mather, and Colby Rasmus. I like Skip and Barton to win out, with Rasmus playing everday at Memphis to start the year and Joe hopefully continuing to cream the ball at AAA. I expect both to come up at some point during the year depending on injuries and how well Skip and Barton perform.

As for the middle infield, it’s gonna be Miles as the bench-guy, Kennedy at second and Izturis at short, with Ryan starting the year at Memphis unless one of Izturis or Kennedy are so bad in ST that they get cut. I don’t see Hoffpauir or Jose Martinez as factors to start 2008.

The fifth starter should only be holding down a spot until Mulder comes off the DL, presumably in early May. It’ll be a competition between Todd Wellemeyer, Anthony Reyes, and Mike Parisi. I’m hoping for Reyes to win the job, but there may be a push to keep from yo-yo’ing him between AAA and the bigs that would (irrationally, IMHO) keep him off the 25-man. (He’s got an option year remaining, counterintuitively.) Just to go out on a limb, I’ll say that Blake Hawksworth earns an early season shot as the fifth starter, Todd Wellemeyer becomes the long-man in the ‘pen, and Hugo Castellanos becomes the first in a long-line of funky delivery Cardinal relievers.

You will notice that there is no room on a team with 12 pitchers to carry Josh Phelps as a backup 1B/emergency catcher, as Jeff Gordon seems to think will happen. Only if he beats out Spiezio, making Miles our backup 3B. Fat chance of that. Phelps becomes the 2008 version of Tagg Bozeid—everyday 1B at Memphis and backup to Pujols if he goes on the DL. Spiezio will be Pujols’ primary backup, with Chris Duncan third on the depth chart at first.

I’m So Excited.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I’m so excited.

I’m.

So.

Scared?

Matthew Leach covered the outfield this week. I’ve got to say, I may be more excited to see what Brian Barton does this Spring than what Colby Rasmus can do. (And I get to spend a few days at ST this season for the first time ever.)

We’ll need a leadoff hitter this year, and Barton’s never had a professional full-season with an OBP under .404… If he can maintain that skillset against the best pitchers working today to the tune of .350 or higher, we’ll be in good shape this year. He’s fast and has a little powah, too.

And he’s probably the only person in the history of our species who was forced to decide whether to be an astronaut or a professional baseball player at the age of 22. (The rest of us cross that bridge when we’re 4 or so.)

Take a Train to Happytown

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

While watching the AFC Championship game, I remarked to myself that the woman in the Geico commercial with the Pips is quite the stunning lass. Here’s an article about her story getting on the commercial. I’m not the only one who thinks she perty, as she reports: “My ex-boyfriends are calling me. It has been a lot of fun in that sense.”

You may wonder how just about every major car insurance company can advertise claims that people save oodles of money by switching to them. This is almost certainly because, I suspect, people rarely change insurance companies unless they’d been dropped by a former insurer because of a car accident or serious driving violation that kicked their premiums into “high-risk” driver status, and so they had to pay through the nose for insurance from the companies that specialize in insuring these drivers. In Missouri, at least, “high-risk” drivers were assigned to insurers by some mechanism. I know this because I got in a nasty accident when I was 16, before I knew how to drive with situational awareness of the cars around me and the road ahead. My insurance company dropped me from my parents’ policy and I was assigned to Progressive. Once I kept a safe record for a few years, I changed to another company that gave me a far better rate since I was no longer considered high-risk. And now that I turned 30 and haven’t been in an accident or been cited for a major traffic violation in the intervening 14 years, I barely pay anything for full coverage insurance.

Point is, though, the people who are changing insurers are most likely people coming off high-risk status and thus due for a major drop in insurance premium.

Tom Cruise

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

He’s one sick monkey.

Via Jim, the link’s dead by the collective willpower of the Church of Scientology (and her legal department.)

Replaced the link with one to Gawker, per Bobovski. They’ve got a legal department, too.

And a terminology note. The people behind this effort to take down the Scientology website aren’t “hackers.” They aren’t even “Crackers.” They’re what are called, “Script-kiddies.”

Two Links

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

If only they’d enforce passing lane laws in Illinois. I refer to the end of a holiday weekend as “Amateur Night” due to the quality of driving on display.

Next time you find yourself in a foul mood, be it caused by unnecessarily clogged roads or whatever, I recommend thinking of this clip of a gibbon teasing a pair of tiger cubs.

End of a Great Career; Start of a New One

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Rashard Mendenhall officially declares for the NFL draft. I expect he’ll be the first or second runningback taken. The man’s a beast.

Eyes Peeled

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

There’s a sexual predator prowling Champaign-Urbana. Photos and description at the previous link.

Feel free to peruse the state’s Sex Offender Registry if you feel. Call your parole officer, Mr. Day.

I believe this perverse coward to be working the area west of downtown Champaign. He’s most likely ditched the fake gun deal and is carrying a knife. Sound advice in general is to keep your eyes peeled for people hiding in bushes, pretend you didn’t see them, and call the cops when you’re out of sight.

Be informed. Be vigilant. Be safe.

Update: A local news story on the incidents.

If I hadn’t already mentioned it…

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

There are quality limits in both speech synthesis and recognition: to boot.

NSFW: That means Not Safe For Work. Not that you’d be idling at work, productive readers.

Our Newest Acquisition

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

A story about Matt Clement as told by a Cubs fan at Baseball Think Factory:

In ’03, my cousin and I went to ‘Fan Photo Day’ at Wrigley (where the fans got to go down of the field and meet some of the players and take pictures). Neither one of us were terribly interested (we were both much more interested in just seeing Wrigley from the field, more than anything), with one exception. He absolutely had to get a picture with Matt Clement (who, for various reasons, is his favorite player – so much so, that his license plate reads “HMC 30″ – the H stands for Honest). The way this whole thing was set up, there was a rope and the players would sort of walk along the rope from one end of the field to the other, posing for pictures and shaking hands along the way. It got pretty crowded along the rope and the crowd was probably 5 or 6 people deep at this point. When my cousin saw Clement, he politely pushed his way through the crowd to get up to the front, yelling “Matt! Matt!” the whole way to get Clement’s attention.

My cousin is a big guy (6’6″, probably 280). He gets to the front of the line, directly in front of Clement, and my cousin says “Matt! I’m your biggest fan!” At this point, the chucklehead standing next to him yells, “Literally!”, due to my cousin’s size. My cousin and Clement both crack up (at which point I snap the picture from the back of the crowd – one of my favorite pictures ever) from the joke. It became one of those stories that gets told over and over again and “Literally!” became something of a catchphrase within our circle of friends.

Around this time last year, I’m starting to think about my upcoming wedding and what to get my cousin for a best man’s gift. I wanted to get him something really, really special, because he’s done a lot for me over the years and the traditional stuff just wasn’t going to cut it. I was thinking about getting an autographed ball from the internet or something, but I decided that wasn’t good enough, so I wrote Clement a letter telling him the story and what a big fan my cousin was and asked him if he would mind signing the ball that I sent. A few months pass, and I get a package in the mail from Boston. I open it up and Clement signed the ball, “To Ben, My Biggest Fan – Literally! Matt Clement # 30″. This absolutely made my freakin’ day. I don’t think I stopped laughing for a week.

The night of my rehearsal, I give my cousin the ball and he was just stunned. I mean, he practically cried. He got me a truly great wedding gift (the best gift we got from anyone, in fact), and he later told me that he was embarrassed about how crappy his gift to us was compared to the ball. It’s one of his prized possessions now.

So that’s the story of the best autograph I’ve ever gotten. Very cool of Mr. Clement to do that for us.

Super cool.

Two Items

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

From the rankings of baby names for 2007, I see that parents chose to name their children after me quite often. My name was the 50th most popular name. Finally getting the recognition I so richly deserve.

John Fund’s story about the omnibus budget bill awaiting the President’s signature pointed out some exciting things. Please don’t disappoint me, GWB. Great opportunity that can’t be squandered.

National Championship Game

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

What does it mean to me?

If OSU wins, the B10 will have gone .500 in Bowl games and that’s an improvement. I’d also like to see the Buckeyes have a strong showing after getting their asses handed to them last year—much like the Illini did this year. It’d be encouraging to see what last year’s experience taught their 38 returning players and hope the same lessons fall on the returning Illini for 2008.

Kill Some Time

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

This toy is super fun. I spent the last hour making little catapults:

and ski ramps:

Some vacation, no?

(Via Fark.)