Archive for August, 2008

The First Few Cycles

Saturday, August 30th, 2008
  1. Creationism in the schools: this popped up right away at TPM and is overblown and easy to damage-control.
    “I don’t think there should be a prohibition against debate if it comes up in class. It doesn’t have to be part of the curriculum.”

    She added that, if elected, she would not push the state Board of Education to add such creation-based alternatives to the state’s required curriculum.

    Sounds sensible enough to me. One of the most important things kids need to develop in early grade school is their nascent BS detector—parents try to help out with that by asking, “So what’d you learn in school today.” I expect she’ll probably nip this bud in her appearances this Labor Day weekend.

  2. They’ll go after the State Trooper controversy. This one will backfire badly once they find out what the guy did and that Palin herself wasn’t involved. The prospect of seeing leftist defending a dirty cop must be the stuff of Karl Rove’s most ticklish dreams.
  3. They’ll dig up anyone who’ll say anything bad about her. The star will be a professor emeritus at the University of Idaho who’ll try to help out the Obama campaign by saying disparaging things about her scholarship while she was getting her degree there. It’ll turn out that she never took his class and he has ties to CPUSA or whatever they call themselves now and backfire.
  4. Obama’s campaign has already stepped into the experience trap. They’ll find that hypocrisy isn’t such a mortal sin outside of hard-left circles (see the failure of the flip-flop charges to make a whit’s difference in the 2004 campaign), and McCain’s camp will direct it into a debate about cabinet membership—McCain, not Palin, would be setting his (and the left will absolutely freak if McCain wins and names his ANSA, if it’s who I think it’ll be—one of my favorite people ever to serve publicly in the federal government); and it’ll be the inexperienced Obama, not Biden, who would assemble the Obama cabinet. That hasn’t come up yet, but it’s something that’s greatly concerned me).
  5. The misogyny of the “netroots” has already come out in force. Hillary’s 18,000,000 voters won’t come over in a block, but some will and these elections are won in the margins: I’ve heard compelling arguments that GWB won his first presidential election by outperforming expectations in the African-American vote in key states. They won’t peel off many traditional-Democratic voters from the under-30 crowd, but they’ll get some from the over-40 group, who’ve been around long enough to know that Roe v. Wade isn’t going to be overturned (although I’d like it to eventually be supplanted by legislation that guarantees women and their doctors freedom from prosecution for certain types of abortion and secures their privacy in such matters from future scrutiny). And I’ll guarantee that they’ll break off a large number of traditionally democratic women voters over 70 who’ll want to see a woman in power before they shuffle off their mortal coils. The amount of crossover will largely depend on how Biden behaves himself (I think the man’s a self-important buffoon who doesn’t know when to shut his pie-hole). The conventional wisdom in Democratic circles that this is a desperation move, reminiscent of Dan Quayle, or referring to Palin as “Britney” isn’t going over well as far as I can tell, even with younger women I’ve talked to who I’d consider Democrats or left-of-center independents. In any case, that line of attack is setting up such low expectations that she’d be hard pressed not to exceed them. I don’t expect her to refer to Pervez Musharaff as “The General,” for example, and she’ll know that Uribe is the president of Columbia, a nation that’ll come up later in the campaign as an example of Obama’s foreign policy naivete and manipulability during his Senate tenure.

Ed Morissey is thinking along the same lines but giving away all the plays. Give ‘em more rope, Ed!

In unrelated news, I’ve been monitoring membership in the Facebook group, I SUPPORT RUSSIA IN ITS CONFLICT WITH GEORGIA, and note that they’ve lost 125 members since last night(5250 to 5125) when Russia announced that they’re annexing S. Ossetia and Abkhazia. I’m hopeful that membership will continue to decrease over the weekend… but prepared for disappointment.

Another update: Kleinheider provides an exegesis on some of the points made in here. I would admonish him for giving away the playbook—but look at the comments he’s getting…

It’s Sarah Palin

Friday, August 29th, 2008

John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate. I’m frankly blown away by this. My top two choices would have been Fred Thompson and then Sarah Palin, and thought neither were at all likely—I’d prepared myself for Romney, who’s stronger on economics than McCain and would have made Biden look foolish in the debates, but has little else going for him.

Palin’s a fantastic choice—Obama’s post-DNC bounce won’t last the weekend.

A few quick thoughts on the candidate, Sarah Barracuda (that page will probably have quite a bit of graffiti on it: she’s rock-solid on energy policy, the biggest domestic issue this season; she’s inoculated against charges of inexperience, because she can correctly say that she’s done more in the past two years as governor of Alaska than Obama’s done in his past four years as junior Senator from Illinois; she’s as extreme a beltway outsider as you could find, so the Democratic strategy of “Bush: Term III” won’t fly as gracefully anymore; she’s solidly conservative and will be well received by the core Republican constituency, as well as libertarians like myself; and she’s as personally appealing as a politician can be in these times.

There’ll be plenty of analysis about her over the next few days, but I’d like to discuss her husband a bit.

I’d been more than a bit nervous that Bill Clinton would be the first husband of a female President or Vice President. (First Lord? First Gentleman?) I expect there’ll be plenty of women elected to the presidency in my lifetime, but the first husband of one of these women will set the precedent for those future first Gents’ roles, and Bill Clinton would be unideal for setting that precedent, being a globally beloved, high profile fellow. He would have been a traveling celebrity, and something of a policy nuisance, given his depth of knowledge coupled with his presumed lack of security clearance. (I hope to God that Jimmy Carter doesn’t have access to anything sensitive.)

I don’t think I could imagine a better man to define that role than Sarah Palin’s husband. Father of five (including a very recently born infant with Down’s Syndrome She’ll get Pujols’ vote in his first presidential election as a citizen), outdoorsman, and continued to work for an honest living in spite of his wife’s election as governor of the largest state in the US. The typical role of first lady is to take up a social cause and promote volunteerism and charitable giving for that cause, except for Hillary Clinton in Bill’s first term, who took up a social cause and promoted socialist government policy. Laura Bush has quietly advocated for early childhood education and childhood literacy over the past eight years.

If the McCain/Palin ticket wins in November, I expect Todd Palin will need to quit his job, if only to placate the Secret Service. It’ll be interesting to see what sorts of causes or ideals he champions as he pioneers a new position. It’d be nice if he promoted traditional fatherly values—hard work, taking the kids into the outdoors, etc.; promoted the National Parks; and possibly raised the issue of the growing problem of boys underperforming at school for whatever reason (that’d get him some good press from Dr. Helen, who’s already ecstatic with the pick, as are the other two women I’ve talked to about Palin’s selection this morning).

Also, this may be the dumbest line I’ve ever read (over-the-top hyperbole there) in a news article:

She and her husband Todd Palin, have five children. The latest, a baby, was born with Down syndrome.

No shit? A baby, huh? (I assumed the hack had meant to type, a boy, but apparently she must be a non-native speaker.

Added later: I should mention my distaste for Barack Obama… I’m not enthusiastic about finally finishing my schoolin’ only to be talked down to by an egotistical, socialist academic for another four long years.

Good call, Beldar.

Impressive: Before I’ve even left work, the McCain-Palin team already seems to have set up permanent residence within Obama-Biden’s OODA loop.

Bummer

Friday, August 29th, 2008

It’s not gonna be Fred tomorrow.

That would’ve been fun.

Apparently Sarah Palin either. The VP debate there would’ve been the two candidates wrestling to change the subject from energy policy to foreign policy and back again. Update: Well that was an effective smokescreen… Watching fireworks, indeed.

In completely unrelated news: HURGY FURGY HURGY!

Burying the Lede

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

While in St. Louis this past weekend for the Braves series (tales of that most likely to come), I picked up a River Front Times and was impressed with their cover article: Blood on the Tracks, an inflammatory title for a generally quality article giving far deeper context on the recent spate of crime around the U-City Metrolink stops perpetuated by small bands composed mostly of minors, a story that was superficially covered by the Post-Dispatch. Reading along, I was pretty much blown away by the reporting in this article: Chad Garrison had done what journalists ought to do—get the local gossip and flesh it out with solid data to expose it to the purifying light of investigative journalism. Fine work, providing all points of view objectively, including puerile ravings from some of those involved.

But Chad buried the lede big time here on page 5 (sixth or seventh page of the print edition):

State law prohibits Metro from fining anyone under seventeen caught riding the train without a ticket.

As Adam Savage is fond of saying, “Well there’s your problem!”

In all the time I’ve ridden the Metro, I’ve never seen anyone check anyone’s ticket, and I’d be amazed if half the people on a given train had payed for the trip. They really should start doing that and the state legislature needs to get rid of that loony loophole.

September Roster Prognostication

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

As of right now, the 40-man roster for the St. Louis Cardinals stands like this:

* 68 Mitchell Boggs     R/R              
* 29 Chris Carpenter    R/R    15-day Disabled List 
* 34 Randy Flores       L/L               
31 Ryan Franklin        R/R               
64 Jaime Garcia         L/L               
* 77 Blake Hawksworth   R/R               
44 Jason Isringhausen   R/R               
* 56 Kelvin Jimenez     R/R               
** 19 Tyler Johnson     S/L    60-day Disabled List 
** 52 Josh Kinney       R/R    60-day Disabled List 
26 Kyle Lohse           R/R               
41 Braden Looper        R/R               
46 Kyle McClellan       R/R               
* 64 Jason Motte        R/R               
* 30 Mark Mulder        L/L    15-day Disabled List 
* 65 Mike Parisi        R/R               
63 Chris Perez          R/R               
35 Joel Pineiro         R/R               
36 Russ Springer        R/R               
48 Brad Thompson        R/R               
27 Ron Villone          L/L               
* 50 Adam Wainwright    R/R    15-day Disabled List 
37 Todd Wellemeyer      R/R               
* 67 Mark Worrell       R/R               
21 Jason LaRue          R/R               
4 Yadier Molina         R/R               
8 Troy Glaus            R/R               
* 70 Jarrett Hoffpauir  R/R               
3 Cesar Izturis         S/R               
7 Adam Kennedy          L/R               
12 Aaron Miles          S/R               
5 Albert Pujols         R/R               
* 13 Brendan Ryan       R/R               
* 59 Rico Washington    L/R               
24 Rick Ankiel          L/L               
54 Brian Barton         R/R               
* 16 Chris Duncan       L/R    15-day Disabled List 
** 43 Juan Encarnacion  R/R    60-day Disabled List 
22 Felipe Lopez         S/R               
47 Ryan Ludwick         R/L               
62 Joe Mather           R/R               
55 Skip Schumaker       L/R               
* 61 Nick Stavinoha     R/R               

On September 1st, major league rosters will expand, making all players on the 40-man roster eligible for addition to the active roster. Minor leaguers added to the 40-man roster for a September call-up do not burn an option year, but would only be eligible for postseason play if they replace a player on the disabled list. Players on the 60-day disabled list do not count towards the 40-man roster.

As you can see, the Cardinals 40-man roster is full right now, although there will doubtless be a few players added for September, so some roster moves will need to be made.

Space is available. Mark Mulder (bad shoulder), Chris Duncan (neck surgery), Mike Parisi (elbow ligament), and now Jason Isringhausen (torn tendon) can be added to the 60-day DL to open up four spots. Kelvin Jimenez may as well be designated for assignment and removed from the 40-man to open up a fifth opportunity for one of our farmhands with a future in the organization, or at least in Major League Baseball.

There were two answers from Mo’s P-D chat today at noon relevant for this discussion:

azbirdies: … Do you think Josh Kinney has a legit shot at pitching for us in September? Sure would be nice to see that killer slider again.
John Mozeliak: I did see him throw last week and I do believe he has a chance, hopeful he can begin a rehab over the weekend in Springfield. I agree if healthy he can help.

Steve Earp: Mr. Mo, who can we expect to see showcased from our increasingly, majestic farm system come September? Will you offer Cards fans a taste of the future with Rasmus, Wallace, Anderson, D. Jones, Freese, Barden, Greene, et al? BTW, thanks for being disciplined at the deadline.
John Mozeliak: I have a meeting scheduled for Friday to determine who we think deserves the call-ups. I have laid out certain criteria that I feel needs to be met before we begin the promotion process. I do think we will benefit from the expanded rosters. At this point I will wait until everyone has had a chance to weigh in before making any public announcement. Our young players have had a strong year and that is good news for Cardinal fans.

He also made this comment: I would also note that the bullpen will get a shot in the arm when we get to September as we can expand our rosters.

If Josh Kinney is successful in his rehab, and the last I heard is that he’s feeling very strong, the number of potential openings would drop to four with Kinney coming off the 60-day. I expect Motte, Boggs, Flores, Worrell, and Kinney would fortify the bullpen as players already on the 40-man and that Brendan Ryan and Nick Stavinoha will get the call for bench help.

There are some other worthy players in our farm system who could use the extra work and can contribute to the Cardinals’ success. Josh Phelps would be a very nice bat to add to the bench. Colby Rasmus should be finished with his knee rehabilitation, and if he’s medically cleared to play would be an excellent addition. Tyler Greene will need to go on the 40-man roster this offseason or be exposed in the Rule 5 Draft, so it’d make sense to bring him up and see how his glove works at the ML level (before sending him to the Arizona Fall League to continue building his prospect status). Brian Barden should get a September call-up again—if he isn’t added to the 40-man this winter, he’ll be a minor league free agent. The way his bat has come back around this year, we’d be wise to audition him for the Spiezio-type utility infielder spot for 2009. It’d be very nice to add Bryan Anderson to have a third catcher available, especially one with a solid bat from the left side. If you wanted to add all five of those players (plus Josh Kinney), you’d need to make another roster move. The most logical one would be to DFA Rico Washington, who’s had a decent season but not much of a future with the Cardinals, given the sudden near-ready depth at 3B that we’ve got in Freese, Craig, and Wallace.

That’d be a lot of September call-ups. And an exciting, talented roster.

End of Summer Vacation, Part I

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I went down to Fox Ridge State Park with a group this weekend for some fishing, camping, and hiking. The forest there is impressively healthy, with a solid diversity of trees and ground cover including a large percentage of native hardwoods. I suspect the fact that a little over half of the park is public hunting land contributes greatly to its health. (Note: local problems are different, given my observations and limited education in plant biology, in that the thriving trees are the fast-growing softwoods, mostly invasive non-native species, to the detriment of the native hardwoods, notably hickory and oaks.) All of the other campsites were occupied by people in RV’s and judging by the fact that the raccoons largely stayed away from us, I’d guess that most people that stay in this park are more experienced campers than most. (As an aside, few things piss me off more than the sort of rookie camper that goes out there to “be one with Nate-churr” or whatever they call it when they feed wild raccoons. Call me an elitist, but there’s enough ways to do things right to leave no excuse to do things wrong.) We didn’t even have a dog with us and, while I saw a raccoon, none left any evidence of having come through our campsite.

Good park. High recommendation.

We went fishing on Ridge Lake, a Illinois Natural History Survey field office. They provide you with a rowboat that has a live well, and whatever you catch goes into the well. A biologist motors out to you every hour or so to collect your catch for measurements (she said that, among other things, they were studying muskie feeding habits which involves having to anesthetize the fish and pump his stomach). If your fish is of legal size, you have the option to keep it for supper, which is what we did.

I caught an 18″ catfish and another of our anglers took a 17″ cat. We caught probably 30 bluegill and at least a dozen cat under the 14″ limit imposed at ridge lake. I hooked a (possibly) bigger catfish and brought him to the size of the boat when he gave a last gasp jerk that broke the line. My party also caught two bass, neither big enough to remove from the lake. Fortunately, no muskie. My boat had the most luck. We set up in a shady cove with plenty of fallen trees and had little problem drawing the fish out. I filleted that two big ‘uns and the as-fresh-as-possible meat was dredged, pan-fried, and freaking delicious. Next time, I think I’ll use this butchering technique instead. My only complaint is that they didn’t have a cleaning station in the park—we had to improvise one in a place that wouldn’t interfere with other campers or local wildlife (aside from those two fish) but that put a little excessive wear on my knees.

This morning, we all hiked up to the Eagle’s Nest and were disappointed when Hitler’s silverware had already been looted and the forest had overgrown to obscure the view of the Embarass river. It was a great hike, though, and as already stated, was impressed with the quality of the forest.

[Disclosure: I never went camping until I was seventeen years old or so. This was my second fishing trip. ]

Update: Pictures were requested in the comments. It turns out a few were taken after all. Here’s a picture of me rowing. Not flexing in futile vanity, but rowing. I had other shady, log-strewn coves to get to.

FYI

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Starting last midnight, the Big Ten Network is available on Comcast, channel 66 in Champaign-Urbana. There will be a 90-minute show tonight with footage and interviews from Camp Rantoul.

In other TV notes, a show called Camp Lazlo on cartoon network just had an entire episode on ass pennies.

More classic sketch comedy video goodness: Like my daddy said… “Never trust a man what’s a MADE-A-GAS!!!” How ’bout another space brew, Gleep Glop?

And likely, fifteen seconds of tonight’s TV news will be devoted to the revelation that the bigfoot thing was, in fact, a lame hoax.

Not an Alec Baldwin Fan

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

But the skit below may be one of the funniest things ever on SNL:

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

He’s Gonna Wake up with a Cramp

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Supposedly, a couple of dudes found a Bigfoot carcass in Georgia and will present it on Friday.

Supposedly, they saw several live ones on the same day, walking upright.

Call me skeptical.

Job Well Done

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

From Bing West’s essay, The War in Iraq is Over, What’s Next?:

The problem is not American force levels in Iraq. It is divisiveness at home. While our military has adapted, our society has disconnected from its martial values. I was standing beside an Iraqi colonel one day in war-torn Fallujah when a tough Marine patrol walked by. “You Americans,” he said, “are the strongest tribe.”

But we cast aspersions on ourselves. The success of our military should not be begrudged to gain transitory political advantage.

In 1991, our nation held a parade after our military liberated Kuwait. Over the course of more than five hard years, our troops have brought stability and freedom to 25 million Iraqis, while crushing al Qaeda in Iraq. Regardless of disagreement about initiating the war back in 2003, Americans should unite to applaud the success of our troops in 2008.

The whole thing is well worth reading and not very long.

Bing West wrote The Village, which is perhaps the finest book written about the Vietnam War if you’re interested in how it was successfully fought at the platoon-company level, at least in some areas. He’s written three books about the Iraq war already.

Spooky Fascists

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

I love the brazenness that comes across in this story.

You have to wonder if the Chinese government has a division of doctors armed with calipers and other precision measuring devices to determine exactly how cute and Han a particular little girl is.

Speaking of loser political philosophies, while looking for something else, I came across the website for the (don’t click if in Germany) Libertarian National Socialist Green Party. I imagine one’s head would explode if they convinced themselves their political philosophy was so internally inconsistent. Let’s dicuss:

If you’re a libertarian, you necessarily reject socialism; if you are a Green (you would prefer a trans-national super-government primarily geared towards enforcing globally standardized economic, social, and consumption conditions that protect the environment above all else), you necessarily reject nationalism.

I’m guessing it’s a joke—or rather a Discordian infiltration of the modern Nazi propoganda machine. In some of the ridiculous essays/fan-fiction at that site, you’ll find the classic hacker euphemism “fscking” used as a self-censorship for the more familiar expletive.

Anyways, it’d be nice to show a little embarrassment instead of, you know, this:

The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feeling and expression.

Next up: revelations of Running Man-style CGI recreations of Olympic events so the “good guy” wins? (You know the scene: the F/X guys create footage of a cage-battle between the real former governor of Minnesota and a digitally faked current governor of California. Starts at 2:12 on that clip, goes to 6:01. “Proving once again that right and might are the same!”)

I’m kidding. That technology doesn’t exist, unless the competitor was Gollum or Yoda. Which would make for an interesting contest in the high jump or pole vault, I reckon.

Peripherally related, but this interesting article discusses how the dimensions of the pool has likely been a factor in the way records are being shattered in these games. In twenty years, I expect to see Pool-Neutralized swimming statistics.

Took Long Enough

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Cardinals prospect Maj made his debut with full-season A-ball Quad Cities today after a long wait. 2008 sandwich pick Lance Lynn was unable to make his start today because of forearm tightness. In his stead, 2008 18th rounder Jared Bradford, an extreme groundballer with great control and who limited home runs as a collegian at LSU, pitched the first five innings, striking out four and walking one. I’ll let Quad Cities’ Director of Broadcasting a Media Relations, Ben Chiswick, explain the rest, quoting from his postgame writeup (that incidentally has an unfortunate subtitle):

Appearing for the first time in a River Bandits uniform, Maj took over in the sixth. The 22-year-old impressed in his Midwest League debut, allowing just one hit over four frames. He retired 12 of the 13 batters he faced, responding to a one-out double in the sixth by setting down the last 11 batters in order. Maj added four punch-outs and struck out the side in the eighth to earn the save.

Keep it up! Dave Duncan’s a fan of pitchers who don’t walk batters or give out home runs, ya know.

(And for good reason.)

(And same goes for Jared Bradford, who’s off to a very solid start to his pro career.)

Roundup on Georgia

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Sense of Events: The balance of power just tipped, folks, and there is not one darn thing we can do about it.

Transatlantic Politics: Georgia could fall by tomorrow [Tuesday] morning.

Belmont Club: For the present, an intact Georgian army will delay the Russians at the Mtskheta chokepoint to buy time; time perhaps to get what they can behind the Lesser Caucasus and to whatever fate awaits.

Front Page Magazine: By invading Georgia, Russia is also following its age-old historical pattern. When Moscow is weak, as it was after 1917 and in 1991, the states on its periphery break away. But when the center is strong, as it is again becoming now, it sets out to reincorporate those very same peripheral states.

Strategy Page: It’s not yet clear what the Georgian government was thinking when they allowed the border skirmishing to escalate to a military effort to restore government control over South Ossetia. It didn’t work, as the Russians promptly counterattacked and drove the Georgian troops out of South Ossetia. The Georgians can try a guerilla war, and hope that their new relationship with the United States and the European Union will add some measure of protection. That’s a false hope.

Fred Kagan at the Corner: The likeliest outcome at this stage is that Moscow insists on the departure of Saakashvili and other high members of the Georgian government from power and from the country, and then returns to its positions in South Ossetia and Abkhazia with significantly increased force presence. In that scenario, Georgia will be helplessly under Russian domination. (Conclusion at the end of a bulleted list)

That certainly seems like the intended outcome as expressed by the Kremlin.

Kenneth Anderson tears apart a NYT front page editorial written by their bureau chief. I’ve read this book and consider few of the enthusiastic communist sympathizers discussed in it more obvious than said bureau chief.

Of course, the Perry-Castañeda Library Map collection at the U. of Texas (always linked at the bottom of the sidebar on this page) has up-to-date maps of interest, including many useful ones for the current invasion of Georgia.

Missed Opportunity

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

I’d hoped that McCain would get out in front on this particular issue. I thought he was about to earlier in the campaign when he made hints about “Wall Street greed,” which I assumed to be laying the groundwork for a radically different philosophy for monetary policy and growth vs. inflation.

Big missed opportunity: “Strong Dollar” is an appealing phrase, when it results in prominent economists discussing how it would lead to lower fuel prices and reduced inflation on commodity goods on the cable news shows, you hit pretty hard where you need to.

Of course, Bernanke’s a smart guy and probably saw the bubble for (largely) what it was.

Wondered What that Was

Friday, August 8th, 2008

I swapped some books (research related) at the library today and noticed a pretty sizable concrete structure taking place in the South Quad of the University of Illinois. It turns out that they’re building a 185-foot tall bell tower to serve the South Campus. There’s already a carillon bell tower in Altgeld Hall at the north end of the main quadrangle that’s been in use since 1920. The bells were a gift to the University from the classes of 1914 – 1921.

The bells are played during the noon hour by student volunteers while classes are in session. Usually the school fight song is played, but occasionally you’ll hear other songs. I’m pretty sure once I heard someone trying to bang out the Super Mario Bros. song on it. There used to be a video on the campus website showing a tour of the bell controls, but the website is going a massive upgrade and domain name change, so here’s a clip of a very talented dude playing a carillon.

According to this, the new bells and tower were largely donated from a private individual in memory of his wife, who must have loved these bells while she studied here. The new ones won’t have the traditional controls, but will be controlled digitally—either by pre-programming them with a firing sequence or using an electric piano keyboard.

Good News

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Jameson Maj has been promoted to the Quad Cities River Bandits, the Cardinals full-season A-ball affiliate. (I’m also surprised to find that his name is pronounced May.) Pete Parise was promoted to the Palm Beach Cardinals, also, so it stands to reason that Jameson will be returning to the closer role. This is excellent news—I expect Maj to dominate in the pitcher-friendly Midwest league. Just needs to keep doing what he’s been doing.

Congratulations go to the talented young right hander.

Ouch

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Due to some terrible weather in Atlanta, some flights I took this weekend were hosed up and I ended up sleeping on the floor of the Atlanta airport. Every ten minutes or so a voice would declare over the PA system how important it is to keep children safe and that they shouldn’t use the escalators without adult supervision.

Did I miss something?

Sure enough, a small child very seriously hurt her foot on an escalator there. Sounds to me like parents shouldn’t let their kids wear Crocs—seems like that’d be a more effective strategy for avoiding this in the future instead of keeping me up all night.