I’m famous.
Saw that while searching Matt Carpenter coverage.
I’m famous.
Saw that while searching Matt Carpenter coverage.
Is the first he’s given up to a lefty since Kosuke Fukudome pulled one last summer. Glad both of the lefties have gotten their annual non-platoon home run out of the way early and in low leverage situations.
The objective, of course, is to win every series. Since the majority are 3-games long, the objective then is to finish the season with around a .666 (rounding down for mild comedic purposes) winning percentage—or two wins for every loss.
The Cardinals hovered about .666, or 2X+.500 if you cringe to invoke Beelzebaseball, throughout April and have the chance to finish May 1 there with a win this afternoon. Unfortunately, Kyle Lohse is pitching, so this one will be up to the offense. In their favor, Homer Bailey is pitching, whose struggles continue into this young season. His BABIP right now is .420, which is is ridiculously unfortunate and he’s still striking out batters at a very healthy clip. If the Cardinals take their free passes today, they should be able to score a bounty of runs.
After this series is a tough four-game stretch against the Phillies before settling into a pretty weak looking May with a bunch of games against the Pirates, Padres, Astros, Reds, and Cubs. If they go about their business, we should be looking at .666 to start June, too. And that’s a very happy thing.
Updated at 3:32: And that’s a winner!
Every Fall, there comes the season defensive statistics and a headline that Derek Jeter is, in fact, a terrible gloveman at Short.
Followed, a few minutes later, with a startled response like comment #14 on the article.
To the 2008 St. Louis Cardinals for finishing what may have been the most entertaining rebuilding year evar in fine style with a season-best 6-game winning streak and a respectable 86-76 record (three wins better than the World Series champion 2006 season).
We saw a lot of players establish themselves as exciting major league players: Ryan Ludwick, Rick Ankiel, Chris Perez, Jason Motte, Joe Mather, Skip Schumaker.
Aaron Miles had a career year and won some hard-to-win fans.
Chris Carpenter and Josh Kinney showed that they still have it after TJ, although Carp’s going to need his nerve issues sorted out (I’m optimistic about that).
Need to finish up my chapter by the end of the month, but I’ll get back to writing about baseball in a few days. I don’t like the Lohse extension, of course. And I’ll grade myself on pre-season predictions and such (Maj had a strong season; I was dead wrong on Hampton).
And a big congratulations to my friends Jeff and Karyn on their wedding this past Saturday.
There’s something of a media-driven furor for instant replay in baseball.
Over the course of a wide-ranging conversation I had with some friends last week,
one of the more benign discussions we had was on how instant replay could be faithfully implemented in baseball. My proposal was well received.
For instant replay to work in baseball, it needs to be:
My proposal is that instant replay can only be invoked when the umpires all get together to discuss a play. If two or more umpires disagree about how a play went down during one of these fairly rare umpire conferences, they should be able to invoke a “fifth umpire” who is really three umpires sitting in an office at MLB headquarters. When called upon, those three umpires are required to review the video feed and make a definitive ruling, siding with one field umpire or the other. It’ll be the crew chief’s responsibility to relate the issue to the fifth umpire impartially.
The real beauty in my proposal though is meant to make such fifth umpire invocations rare. I want the umpires to wear special rings that, when touched, open up a communication channel to the fifth umpire. The crew would have to meet up, disagree, and then agree to touch rings, a la Wonder Twins, Activate!!! in order to get the decision right. That’d keep Blue focused.
While searching for that wonder twins clip, I found a pretty hilarious, yet highly obscene video that you can access via the period at the end of this sentence.
A story about Matt Clement as told by a Cubs fan at Baseball Think Factory:
In ’03, my cousin and I went to ‘Fan Photo Day’ at Wrigley (where the fans got to go down of the field and meet some of the players and take pictures). Neither one of us were terribly interested (we were both much more interested in just seeing Wrigley from the field, more than anything), with one exception. He absolutely had to get a picture with Matt Clement (who, for various reasons, is his favorite player – so much so, that his license plate reads “HMC 30″ – the H stands for Honest). The way this whole thing was set up, there was a rope and the players would sort of walk along the rope from one end of the field to the other, posing for pictures and shaking hands along the way. It got pretty crowded along the rope and the crowd was probably 5 or 6 people deep at this point. When my cousin saw Clement, he politely pushed his way through the crowd to get up to the front, yelling “Matt! Matt!” the whole way to get Clement’s attention.My cousin is a big guy (6’6″, probably 280). He gets to the front of the line, directly in front of Clement, and my cousin says “Matt! I’m your biggest fan!” At this point, the chucklehead standing next to him yells, “Literally!”, due to my cousin’s size. My cousin and Clement both crack up (at which point I snap the picture from the back of the crowd – one of my favorite pictures ever) from the joke. It became one of those stories that gets told over and over again and “Literally!” became something of a catchphrase within our circle of friends.
Around this time last year, I’m starting to think about my upcoming wedding and what to get my cousin for a best man’s gift. I wanted to get him something really, really special, because he’s done a lot for me over the years and the traditional stuff just wasn’t going to cut it. I was thinking about getting an autographed ball from the internet or something, but I decided that wasn’t good enough, so I wrote Clement a letter telling him the story and what a big fan my cousin was and asked him if he would mind signing the ball that I sent. A few months pass, and I get a package in the mail from Boston. I open it up and Clement signed the ball, “To Ben, My Biggest Fan – Literally! Matt Clement # 30″. This absolutely made my freakin’ day. I don’t think I stopped laughing for a week.
The night of my rehearsal, I give my cousin the ball and he was just stunned. I mean, he practically cried. He got me a truly great wedding gift (the best gift we got from anyone, in fact), and he later told me that he was embarrassed about how crappy his gift to us was compared to the ball. It’s one of his prized possessions now.
So that’s the story of the best autograph I’ve ever gotten. Very cool of Mr. Clement to do that for us.
Super cool.
It was a busy day, spent in my office recording and editing, so it was one of the only jokes I made today. It’s at the end of a comment I left to this interesting post contextualizing the absurdity of the 2008 Marlins payroll now that they’ve dumped their two highest-paid players, I wrote this:
With the revenue Loria’s drawing, you’d think he could dredge his own island off the Miami coast and build a stadium on it, plus a bridge connecting it to the peninsula without public financing.Something like these man-made islands in the UAE could be super cool. Imagine it, an island shaped like a Marlin with nothing on it but a ballpark, parking garages, and a few resort hotels with views into the stadium.
I gotta say, though… The 2008 Marlins might be the best $10,000,000 baseball team since the 1989 Cubs!
You see what I did there? Totally flouting the tenet not to compare across eras. Totally high-larious.
Didja know that Barry Bonds was the most talked-about person in articles about baseball during the 2006 season? The word ‘Bonds’ appears as 0.063976% of the words in articles that year and is the 224th most frequent word, after ‘shot.’
The word, ‘jerk’, was only used once.
‘Pujols’ was the 516th most frequent word used. ‘Greatest’ only occurred 36 times, tied with ‘Hancock’.
(These figures are all tentative.)
I wrote this comment at the tail end of a rather bitter post at VeB regarding the Cubs going to the playoffs while the Cards hit the links:
Last October, I was watching game 7 of the NLCS at a bar that was 90% Cub fans—all rooting fanatically for the Mets. After Wagonmaker froze Beltran, there was a split second of pained silence (aside from my celebration) before a chant went up: Lets Go Tigers! *clap* *clap* *clap*clap*clap*I’d never be so lame as to root for whatever team is playing the Cubs, but as a fan of the Cards, I find it very hard to root for them to win—not for any hatred-fueled rivalry, but for what it would mean going forward.
The Cubs have a small window to win the World Series before all these backloaded contracts they recently signed turn into pumpkins. If they can ride these new horses to a world series, the faithful in the friendly confines would be grateful enough to give Cub management a free pass for whatever they want to do, and if they’re wise, they’d rid themselves of those contracts to some dumb GM who pays more attention to the playoffs than to the likely future performance of players with large contracts and restock their farm system with a supply of top prospects to tap into for years to come.
This would be a very bad thing for the Cardinals, since it would give a division rival in a big market huge payroll flexibility and a stream of talent coming up for years to come just when they were on the brink of being handcuffed through the first half-decade of the second century of their World Series drought.
The Cubs are very hot right now and have a good front three in their rotation, but it’s hard to believe that the worst division in baseball could produce two WS champions in consecutive years.
I’m not rooting against ‘em, but most definitely not rooting for ‘em either.
It was a difficult season, come to a close today in fine fashion on a five game winning streak. Rest up, birds. Be ready to have some real fun again next year.
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Wasn’t feeling great last night, so I used the evening to read Bing West’s The Village. This morning, I read through this webpage maintained by marines who fought in Combined Action Platoons. Included are West’s Marine Corps Gazette article, Fast Rifles, and scans of his pamphlet Small Unit Action in Vietnam. Incredible stories. I couldn’t stop reading the book until it was finished. Every review mentions that West’s style of writing is emotionally detached and without pretense. It’s a palpable effect—you learn of these amazing men and come to admire and respect them only to have their deaths at Viet Cong hands reported with unceremonious brevity.
It’s a good thing to take from the book—and impossible to miss—these men deserve respect and gratitude for their work. Not just those men in the book, too. At the CAP Veteranas website, there’s an anecdote of digging three VC out of a tunnel and finding them in possession of boxes of clothing donated by Berkeley students. Shameful.
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I’ve made significant academic progress (finally) over the past few weeks. I wrote my proposal and the first draft was accepted. I’ve scheduled my written Prelim for two weeks from now and the oral defense in a little over three weeks. I’m swamped with non-academic work this week—I’ll be working 8am-7pm the next two days for two very important clients and it only gets slightly better the rest of the week. I’m going to get working on my research project in whatever downtime I have, though. I’m hoping to put myself into a position where I can go into my oral prelim with some proof-of-concept work in my back pocket to address whatever issues my committee identifies as areas of concern.
I’ll be working late in the lab tonight getting things ready for the week, so I don’t expect to sleep much the next three nights.
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On a monthly good-news note, a new episode of Cautionary Tales of Swords will be out sometime tomorrow. Hopefully it comes back for a fifth episode. Because I laugh hard at it.
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In non-Cardinal sporting news, the Lambs got their butts handed to them by the Cowboys today in a game I didn’t watch. Fortunately, the Illini beat #21 AP-ranked Penn State (19 in the Coach’s poll) and a promising young Blues team starts the new season on Thursday. In this week’s polls, the University of Illinois football team received 59 votes from the AP, which I guess lands us at #28 in their rankings. Put up a good showing (or even, dare to dream, defeat) #5 Wisconsin this Saturday and we’ll start getting some national recognition. To have a team built on talented freshmen and sophomores having that kind of success would do wonders for Zook’s already exceptional recruiting efforts.
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Barbarism in Burma: this blog is a good place to start.
What a downer. I’ve seen worse weather at a ballgame… And we got that one in!
Kip Wells looked good, as has been his custom lately. Too bad we had to lose him for a turn in the rotation. Wells has been better against Florida than he has against Atlanta, so I considered whether Tony might flip-flop Reyes and Wells—starting Wells on short rest and giving Reyes an extra day of rest. That would be a bad idea, though. Reyes has made one start against the Braves and was pounded. No sense in trying to outsmart yourself here.
I’m guessing they’ll schedule the makeup date for tonight’s game for October 1st if there are playoff consequences that would necessitate an outcome. This series will be a loss, but we can take comfort in that runs were scored in only two of the twenty innings pitched against the Cubs so far (18 of them official).
Here’s a comment I left to a Future Redbirds post about MiLB.com’s Moniker Madness:
I’ve been a fan of Will Startup’s for a while, for reasons of even parts funny name and solid pitching.I’m guessing that Arquimedes Euclides Caminero‘s parents were hoping for a mathematician instead of a ballplayer.
Here’s Jorge Poo Tang‘s page. I don’t know what his parents were hoping for.
Erik’s picking Sharlon Schoop to cut down the nets. I’m taking Arquimedes.
I’m very pleased with the most recent two supreme court justices, John Roberts and Sam Alito. Sam Alito took to the mound today to throw out the first pitch in a D-Rays vs. Yankees spring training game. Judging by the picture, I’d say that he threw a pretty good four-seam fastball, although it looks like his elbow’s flying open. Gotta yank that sucker to your side and maximize rotational velocity.
Nice article. (Hat tip to Baseball Musings)